A Question For English DV Members

[Half/Dreaming]

We have a problem that needs expert opinion from the British. There is this dragon that has been terrorizing my castle for weeks now. We tried everything from catapults to magic tipped arrows, but nothing works! We hired a squad of warlocks to engage in battle with the dragon, but they were easily consumed by its firey breath, which was the biggest waste of 20 shillings I'v ever seen. The damn thing kills everything, which is good in some cases (the mountain trolls were becoming quite a concern). The castle's defences are growing extremely streached out becuase our knight batallion was demolished in the first epic battle of Helmslock Shire. The commonfolk are loosing their will to live, and won't even pick up their broadswords. We desperately need help. I know you lads are familiar with problems such as these, and I understand you are educated in the fine art of deamon slaying. So I ask, is there some special spell we can use to ward off the dragon? Is there a root that is poisionous to the dragon? Perhaps you could send a letter by messenger boy to the nearest elder with my question? Maybe you could send us one of your battle harderned slayers. We can't last long. We expect a response within 1 month.