Thread: Women: how do you like your hot dogs?

Originally Posted by Adam

Yeah sorry that was not meant in a condescending way like Mark pointed out before, just sounded like it was another, and I am nosey like that lol. Maybe I should just keep my mouth shut...

No problem. You asked an innocent question. It didn't bother me at all.

Originally Posted by Moonbeam

She's married?

Oh God no. You should know me better than that. Dishonesty and unfaithfulness are two of the things that most upset me.

Originally Posted by bro

...I think your realism is good GH...it depresses me...but it sounds like a good plan...no attachments, no strings...just going out for fun. If that fullfills you then that's fantastic...if not...then I hope one day you find something more than that.

Depresses you? Aww, don't be down, bro. It's just that we are so incredibly different that to even think we could actually have something lasting and serious is ridiculous. And when I say different - I mean different in every conceivable way.

I won't do into the kind of detail I easily could; I'll just give a short outline of what is different: She's very religious - I'm not. She thinks Sat. has to be kept as the sabbath - I couldn't care less. Her religion restricts her diet to ridiculous levels (no caffeine, no pork, no shell fish, no fish that does not have scales, no beef, very little of anything besides vegetable matter) - me? I eat "devil", apparently. Sabbath runs from Fri sunset to Sat sunset, meaning Fri. and Sat. are out of the question.

Her religion also means that she doesn't celebrate Christmas, Easter, Halloween... because, after all, those are pagan holidays Also, all alcohol is out. No coffee, no tea, no soda, no beer.

We have practically nothing at all in common on any level I've come to learn. The only thing we have in common is that we get along very well. That's really it. Really. And that's not nearly enough to build anything off of.

In short, if it's fun, good to eat, or worth doing then she has no part of it. Don't get me wrong, I totally respect her choices. I even refrain from consuming any of the "forbidden things" when we go out. But damn, I can't completely change who I am to meld better with her life.

And, not that it's really a factor here but, did I mention she's not even of my same race? But the combination of all of those things (plus) means that there is absolutely no hope for anything more than what we already have. And really, I'm OK with that. Though, I really thought we'd be more alike than we are. But I know where things stand so I can handle it with no problem

And no, bro, it does not fulfill me (to tell you the truth). This is not at all what I'm lookng for in a woman.

Originally Posted by Oneironaught

And, not that it's really a factor here but, did I mention she's not even of my same race?

That defintely sounds like the least of your problems.

Originally Posted by Moonbeam

That defintely sounds like the least of your problems.

Agreed! Even though the different race thing is rarely smooth sailing (in my experience, it's due to how the families get along). I'm curious, what religion is she?

Originally Posted by Oneironaught

Oh how we kid ourselves.

Just what is that supposed to mean?

Originally Posted by Oneironaught

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I won't do into the kind of detail I easily could; I'll just give a short outline of what is different: She's very religious - I'm not. She thinks Sat. has to be kept as the sabbath - I couldn't care less. Her religion restricts her diet to ridiculous levels (no caffeine, no pork, no shell fish, no fish that does not have scales, no beef, very little of anything besides vegetable matter) - me? I eat "devil", apparently. Sabbath runs from Fri sunset to Sat sunset, meaning Fri. and Sat. are out of the question.

Her religion also means that she doesn't celebrate Christmas, Easter, Halloween... because, after all, those are pagan holidays Also, all alcohol is out. No coffee, no tea, no soda, no beer.

We have practically nothing at all in common on any level I've come to learn. The only thing we have in common is that we get along very well. That's really it. Really. And that's not nearly enough to build anything off of.

In short, if it's fun, good to eat, or worth doing then she has no part of it. Don't get me wrong, I totally respect her choices. I even refrain from consuming any of the "forbidden things" when we go out. But damn, I can't completely change who I am to meld better with her life.

And, not that it's really a factor here but, did I mention she's not even of my same race? But the combination of all of those things (plus) means that there is absolutely no hope for anything more than what we already have. And really, I'm OK with that. Though, I really thought we'd be more alike than we are. But I know where things stand so I can handle it with no problem

And no, bro, it does not fulfill me (to tell you the truth). This is not at all what I'm lookng for in a woman.

Astonishing! That sounds eerily close to a religion I am quite familiar with. Except for the caffeine/alcohol bit, and the not eating beef. Does the name Herbert W. Armstrong ring any bells?

Size isn't really everything...if one is...not well endowed, skill can make up for it.
Also, yes, there IS a such thing as too big.

Originally Posted by BiVixen

Size isn't really everything...if one is...not well endowed, skill can make up for it.

Mes Tarrant was not representing what all women really think!!!!!!! WOOOOOOOOOO... HOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!! YES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! YES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! YES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


Uh, I mean... I'm happy for those who are like that.

Originally Posted by Universal Mind

Mes Tarrant was not representing what all women really think!!!!!!! WOOOOOOOOOO... HOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!! YES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! YES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! YES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


Uh, I mean... I'm happy for those who are like that.

Perhaps she's never experienced someone who isn't well endowed.

Originally Posted by Mes Tarrant

Perhaps she's never experienced someone who isn't well endowed.

You don't even have one at all!

Therefore, mine is more than infinitely bigger than yours. (not that this topic has anything to do with me)

Originally Posted by Universal Mind

You don't even have one at all!

Therefore, mine is more than infinitely bigger than yours.

Wait what! Am I supposed to be upset that I don't own one?

Originally Posted by Mes Tarrant

Wait what! Am I supposed to be upset that I don't own one?

Oh, I didn't say that. I think you're giving yourself away. I've got your number now!

Originally Posted by Mes Tarrant

I'm curious, what religion is she?

7th Day Adventist. To the extreme.

Originally Posted by Man of Steel

Just what is that supposed to mean?

I think I was just kidding you for my own amusement.

Originally Posted by MoS

Astonishing! That sounds eerily close to a religion I am quite familiar with. Except for the caffeine/alcohol bit, and the not eating beef. Does the name Herbert W. Armstrong ring any bells?

Yours sounds to me like the group my boss is involved with. It goes by several names, including "Worldwide Church of God" and "The Church of the Sovereign God". They both observe most of the traditional Jewish ritual but, claim not to be Jewish.

Originally Posted by Mes Tarrant

Wait what! Am I supposed to be upset that I don't own one?

You can have my...

Originally Posted by BiVixen

Also, yes, there IS a such thing as too big.

Oh noes.

Mes-- Actually, my first time, bleh, he was..not good in any area at all. So i know how it is, lol. Maybe we just have different opinions

Sindred--roflmao

Originally Posted by BiVixen

Mes-- Actually, my first time, bleh, he was..not good in any area at all.

Then how do you know that skill can make up for it?

Originally Posted by Mes Tarrant

Agreed! Even though the different race thing is rarely smooth sailing (in my experience, it's due to how the families get along). I'm curious, what religion is she?

She sounds joo-ish Ju-ich Jewish.

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Originally Posted by Mes Tarrant

Then how do you know that skill can make up for it?

I said my first, not my only, haha. Skill is a really big factor, even if size is lacking. At least in my opinion.

Originally Posted by BiVixen

I said my first, not my only, haha. Skill is a really big factor, even if size is lacking. At least in my opinion.

Ohhh, didn't catch that part. So what in your opinion constitutes as size that is lacking?

well, average length is supposed to be like..7 inches. So, yeah

Originally Posted by BiVixen

well, average length is supposed to be like..7 inches. So, yeah

So... is 7 lacking for you then? I'm just trying to figure out what you think is too small but skill can make up for. For instance, I don't think anything will save you if you're below 5. 5 BTW is supposedly the "average".

Like, six inches. I think five is pretty much too small for skill to help ya. I mean, unless you are goo din other areas and never have real sex..

My lord...I'm sure there are many men that say they have 7 inch dongs...Teehee..look up the average

EDIT: I think your right Mes, it is around 5.5-6..the real average, though when measuring lots of guys will exaggerate by shoving the ruler as far to the bone as they can and read that...

/me looks around innocently

Originally Posted by bro

My lord...I'm sure there are many men that say they have 7 inch dongs...Teehee..look up the average

lol.

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In any case, whatever the "real" average is, it doesn't exactly change a thing, does it?

BiVixen, okay, we're in agreement then.

I prefer to measure in centimeters. The metric system gives you bigger numbers...