Thread: Women: how do you like your hot dogs?

Originally Posted by Aquanina

Don't be so idiotic as to begin to make assumptions about what women prefer.

Didn't I tell you? I accidentally electrocuted myself with a hairdryer while waxing my legs in a misguided attempt to gain insight into the female psyche.

What did you expect, to suddenly know what women want?

I'm still trying to work out the innuendo in the poll answers.

Originally Posted by Siиdяed

What did you expect, to suddenly know what women want?

I'm still trying to work out the innuendo in the poll answers.

I've got news for you: The flighty nature of women proves that even they have no idea what they want.

Originally Posted by Oneironaught

I've got news for you: The flighty nature of women proves that even they have no idea what they want.

Excuse me?

Seems to me like only someone who has failed with women would say that.

*was just about to agree with Onironaught*

...yeah, failure. Yeah.

Originally Posted by Siиdяed

What did you expect, to suddenly know what women want?

I'm still trying to work out the innuendo in the poll answers.

Hey, it worked for Mel Gibson... Oh, and there is no innuendo. This is just a topic about processed meat formed into long cylindrical shapes, with appropriate condoments condiments.

Originally Posted by Oneironaught

I've got news for you: The flighty nature of women proves that even they have no idea what they want.

I dunno, fickle as some of the species can be, the general consensus seems to point to grilled. In fact, it's unanimous.

Originally Posted by Mes Tarrant

Excuse me?

Seems to me like only someone who has failed with women would say that.

Well, now, go easy on the guy, Mes. Perhaps he prefers his broiled, and is simply in denial.

Originally Posted by Mes Tarrant

Excuse me?

Seems to me like only someone who has failed with women would say that.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VeDxO5vXZJA

Originally Posted by Mes Tarrant

Excuse me?

Seems to me like only someone who has failed with women would say that.

Ouch, that cut to the boner. Well, uhmm. I can't say you're wrong. Even though I want to so, so badly.

If it makes things right, guys aren't really any more sure themselves.

And to make me feel better about my failures: Any guy who is not currently in a successful male/female relationship has consistently "failed with women", or they wouldn't be single. I do have another date Sunday evening, though (not that that means much).

*Feels better about himself now.*

Originally Posted by Oneironaught

Ouch, that cut to the boner. Well, uhmm. I can't say you're wrong. Even though I want to so, so badly.

If it makes things right, guys aren't really any more sure themselves.

And to make me feel better about my failures: Any guy who is not currently in a successful male/female relationship has consistently "failed with women", or they wouldn't be single. I do have another date Sunday evening, though (not that that means much).

*Feels better about himself now.*

I resent that comment, actually. I'm not in a relationship, and yet I have never failed with a woman, much less women. After all, how can one fail at something one has not attempted?

I don't buy that argument. Again, it's something that people have failed tend to say.

Originally Posted by Mes Tarrant

Again, it's something that people have failed tend to say.

http://youtube.com/watch?v=D5DmU-QvUdA

Originally Posted by Oneironaught

Any guy who is not currently in a successful male/female relationship has consistently "failed with women", or they wouldn't be single.

Sorry? NO. FAIL. FAIL. FAIL. FAIL. FAIL.

I'm in a succesful relationship. And when I'm not it doesn't make me a failure; cus I don't want to be with a girl ALL THE TIME.

It seems only someone who has consistently FAILed would think this; but seriously; I don't wanna be in a relationship every second of every day of my life; and that doesn't make me a failure: It's all about whether you "COULD". and I always CAN.


That's because I'm a MexiCAN. Not a MexiCAN'T

Originally Posted by Man of Steel

I resent that comment, actually. I'm not in a relationship, and yet I have never failed with a woman, much less women. After all, how can one fail at something one has not attempted?

Oh how we kid ourselves.

Originally Posted by Mes Tarrant

I don't buy that argument. Again, it's something that people have failed tend to say.

You do know of my failures so I'll have to give you some credence

Originally Posted by Carôusoul

'm in a succesful relationship. And when I'm not it doesn't make me a failure; cus I don't want to be with a girl ALL THE TIME.

May I refer you to Mes Tarrant's statement? And may I also mention how hard you fail?

Bro had a whole huge thing typed up then realized he was asking to get himself flamed...Bro is a lover to you all err-and can't opinionate...or has to delete his one-sided opinions to avoid worsening the atmosphere. I take the...err--5th, silence--ammend *runs like hell*.

Originally Posted by bro

Bro had a whole huge thing typed up then realized he was asking to get himself flamed...Bro is a lover to you all err-and can't opinionate...or has to delete his one-sided opinions to avoid worsening the atmosphere. I take the...err--5th, silence--ammend *runs like hell*.

I'll show you yours if you show me mine.

/me is tumbling down the rabbit hole.

I wonder what Alice prefers. Probably taco...

And to add further wood to the fire; it is not always your fault when you are cheated on, and decide to remain single until such point you can get back on and ride that horse... Okay bad analogy, but you know what I mean lol. Some people are single through choice, some people are single through their own failures.

Originally Posted by Oneironaught

I do have another date Sunday evening, though (not that that means much).

Curious; same girl? lol (you don't have to answer)

Good point Adam...I was about to add some BIG logs to the fire...glad I didn't

/me wants to "ride that horse" though

Originally Posted by ClouD

I wonder what Alice prefers. Probably taco...

Though I hate the word "taco" that's probably the best statement in this whole stupid thread. Alice is mine...btw...so back off.

Now, children, go easy on old GH. Unlike some of us, GH needs copious amounts of external validation. When he's not "in a relationship" he feels that he's totally worthless. There's no need to get all condescending because you're better looking, more talented, etc..

Originally Posted by Adam

Curious; same girl? lol (you don't have to answer)

Yes. It's been several months now (with her). This is so much different than any "relationship" I've ever been in though. I have zero expectations and with good reason. There is no hope of a future. That's a terrible thing to say but it's absolutely realistic. No attachment and no disappointment. Just two people going out for fun.

Originally Posted by Aquanina

Though I hate the word "taco" that's probably the best statement in this whole stupid thread. Alice is mine...btw...so back off.

Clam, perhaps? (Bearded or not)

Originally Posted by Mark75

Now, children, go easy on old GH. Unlike some of us, GH needs copious amounts of external validation. When he's not "in a relationship" he feels that he's totally worthless. There's no need to get all condescending because you're better looking, more talented, etc..

You sure know how to win me over, don't you?

Originally Posted by Oneironaught

Yes. It's been several months now (with her). This is so much different than any "relationship" I've ever been in though. I have zero expectations and with good reason. There is no hope of a future. That's a terrible thing to say but it's absolutely realistic. No attachment and no disappointment. Just two people going out for fun.

Yeah sorry that was not meant in a condescending way like Mark pointed out before, just sounded like it was another, and I am nosey like that lol. Maybe I should just keep my mouth shut...

Originally Posted by Adam

Yeah sorry that was not meant in a condescending way like Mark pointed out before, just sounded like it was another, and I am nosey like that lol. Maybe I should just keep my mouth shut...

Not if you're around me.

Originally Posted by Oneironaught

I have zero expectations and with good reason. There is no hope of a future. That's a terrible thing to say but it's absolutely realistic. No attachment and no disappointment. Just two people going out for fun.

She's married?

Originally Posted by Moonbeam

She's married?

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