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      Quote Originally Posted by Jeff777 View Post
      The sink is flush-free...think about it...the time you spend putting your hand to the handle, and flushing it...is what...3 seconds? Say you go to the bathroom 2wice a day, 365 times a year. That's 2190 seconds, or 36.5 minutes. That time could have been used "masturbating in the shower!" Haha! I couldn't resist!

      haha, I'll take that advice


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      LMAO xD
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      Quote Originally Posted by Infinityecho View Post
      Give a try Xox.
      Be a manly man
      not to sit down to pee

      Why should I be a manly man if I am a woman?

      And I refuse to pee in the shower or sink, some poor souls wash their hair in the sink. *shudders*

      And the shower?? My mom doesn't clean it after every use that is made in the shower. Ewww.

      And yes, the toilet was made for a reason. Men, get one of those potty trainer things. Or just bend...

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      lol

      Oh cmon xox, the amount of things that go out of your body while you are taking a shower are far worse than pee... It's just liek water, it flows down and you never see it again lol
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      I got suspended for 3 days in 9th grade for peeing on a kids leg who made me mad lol.
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      Quote Originally Posted by Jeff777 View Post
      I got suspended for 3 days in 9th grade for peeing on a kids leg who made me mad lol.
      Omg! How cruel of you.

      And you, sir, need to head over to chat.

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      looooooool jeff

      9th grade is not that you, just to say it lol

      I hope it was.... fulfilling
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      I hope you felt guilty :<

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      Oh it was. He made homosexual noises at me...so I felt he deserved to be "put in his place." Yeah but what wasn't cool was seeing my mom upset...she wasn't mad...just hurt =/
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      Quote Originally Posted by Jeff777 View Post
      Oh it was. He made homosexual noises at me...so I felt he deserved to be "put in his place." Yeah but what wasn't cool was seeing my mom upset...she wasn't mad...just hurt =/
      This hurts me Jeff....this hurts me deep.

      (And I'm still waiting for you)

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      You know what is really disgusting if you're a male? Masturbating at the sofa xDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD DDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

      Anyone found some inhibition? I just lost mine.
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      After hours, I often masturbate in one of the seats in my classroom at the english school I teach at. ;o

      Booyah, top that!


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      Quote Originally Posted by SolSkye View Post
      After hours, I often masturbate in one of the seats in my classroom at the english school I teach at. ;o

      Booyah, top that!
      Lol, you kinky bastard.
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      Quote Originally Posted by SolSkye View Post
      After hours, I often masturbate in one of the seats in my classroom at the english school I teach at. ;o

      Booyah, top that!
      How erotic.

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      Hahaha oh crap. I just got my daily ab workout.

      That was hilarious.

      Yeah.... the shower is actually the best place TO pee.

      Do the research. I promise.

      The temperature of the water kills germs, plus the soap and blah blah blah.

      As for the sink thing....
      yeah I must admit. Me and my girlfriends will get really drunk, and there is only one toilet.... hey.... someones gotta take the sink!!

      -patience


      we do it for the lulz...
      everyone jump in the roflcopter....
      it's a lulz-a-palooza out there!!

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      *imagines two girls doing their thing at the same time*

      Mmmm...That's hot...

      Ps. Is that you in the avatar? If so, double hot...


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      Yes, it is.

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      Quote Originally Posted by PatienceMarie View Post
      Hahaha oh crap. I just got my daily ab workout.

      That was hilarious.

      Yeah.... the shower is actually the best place TO pee.

      Do the research. I promise.

      The temperature of the water kills germs, plus the soap and blah blah blah.

      As for the sink thing....
      yeah I must admit. Me and my girlfriends will get really drunk, and there is only one toilet.... hey.... someones gotta take the sink!!

      -patience
      Teach mes how to pee in the sink, I tried and failed
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      Oh it's easy. Especially when you're drunk.

      It comes like it's instinct or something.

      Anyways you get your bum in the sink and lean forward to where your elbows rest on your knees. Then it puts you in a perfect degree angle to pee perfectly!

      And yes that is me in the picture.

      Although I don't find peeing erotic....
      oh well... everyone has their own thing.

      I shall call you Kink-master.

      because that's what you remind me of.

      -patience


      we do it for the lulz...
      everyone jump in the roflcopter....
      it's a lulz-a-palooza out there!!

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      Quote Originally Posted by PatienceMarie View Post
      I don't find peeing erotic....
      I KNEW IT!

      Conversely, I'm not a shower person. And peeing in baths is very very very different.

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      See, I used to and still would, but there's something blocking up the shower drain. Probably hair. I need to get some drain-o so can enjoy this luxury again. In the sink? Once, when I was bored.

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      Sink is too far.

      I'd use a window if it came to that.

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      Ummm... I piss in the shower like everytime I take one. It always makes me have to pee. I don't really care because I aim for the drain. It's all good.

      Quote Originally Posted by SolSkye View Post
      *imagines two girls doing their thing at the same time*

      Mmmm...That's hot...

      Ps. Is that you in the avatar? If so, double hot...
      You're nasty.

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      Agreed.

      It's what goes into a girl, not what comes out.

      ...oh, and obviously we merit them as people too. With real emotions and feelings and thoughts and potential and such. Boobs.

      ...waah, I'm a chauvanist boar.
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