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    1. 12-30-2007 12:45 AM #1
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      monkey assasins and evil gnomes

      right so im in me garden and spot a gnome fishin i me pond i does. so what i does is grab the lil fella an beat him silly. now all the gnomes saw an they hired monkey assasins to kill me. watch out be a vigilante kill the gnomes they are in ya garden watchin an planning ur death!
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    2. 12-30-2007 12:46 AM #2
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      This is the person that believes aliens came down in their space ships to inject monkeys with human DNA.

      ...all I'm saying.
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    3. 12-30-2007 12:49 AM #3
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      Quote Originally Posted by Sided View Post
      This is the person that believes aliens came down in their space ships to inject monkeys with human DNA.

      ...all I'm saying.
      go away r u stalking me
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    4. 12-30-2007 12:49 AM #4
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      ...yes.

      Put on your tin-foil hat. It's the only way.

      Now, about that hidden microphone I inserted into the vein in your arm...
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    5. 12-30-2007 12:52 AM #5
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      Quote Originally Posted by Sided View Post
      ...yes.

      Put on your tin-foil hat. It's the only way.

      Now, about that hidden microphone I inserted into the vein in your arm...
      get lost, your just scared of the truth
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    6. 12-30-2007 12:54 AM #6
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      Oh, I know the truth. The FBI keep me informed of that.

      Or MI5, rather...
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    7. 12-30-2007 12:56 AM #7
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      Quote Originally Posted by Dreamhope11 View Post
      get lost, your just scared of the truth
      anyway if you think my belief is so insane go away dont read my threads why does it bother you. not your problem, is it?
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    8. 12-30-2007 12:58 AM #8
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      You fascinate me. I feel an incomprehensible urge to read your threads.

      I can't help it.
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    9. 12-30-2007 01:03 AM #9
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      This space is reserved for signature text. A signature goes here. A signature is static combination of words at the end of a post. This is not a signature. Its a signature placeholder. One day my signature will go here.

      Signed,
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    10. 12-30-2007 01:08 AM #10
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      Psst, Exo, it's rude to stare!

      Don't make any sudden movements is all I'll say.
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    11. 12-30-2007 01:16 AM #11
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      I'm just staring in awe...

      Its reincarnation of faded_glory. I can't... look away...

      SAVE ME!
      This space is reserved for signature text. A signature goes here. A signature is static combination of words at the end of a post. This is not a signature. Its a signature placeholder. One day my signature will go here.

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    12. 12-30-2007 01:19 AM #12
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      Dreamhope, when will the world end? Faded's predictions left much to be desired for, I'm afraid.
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    13. 12-30-2007 01:23 AM #13
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      Quote Originally Posted by Siиdяed View Post
      Dreamhope, when will the world end? Faded's predictions left much to be desired for, I'm afraid.
      You mean like the part where the world ends?
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    14. 12-30-2007 01:24 AM #14
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      That and the looting. I wanted some looting.

      Replying to Dreamhope still boosts our post count, right? I forgot why I was doing it for a second there.
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    15. 12-30-2007 01:25 AM #15
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      Look out! Monkey assassin behind you!

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      I am not sorry or empathetic whatsoever for saying that I believe the world would be much better off without people like you in it. Have a great fucking day.
      [broken link removed]The Dynamics of Segrival[/URL]
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    16. 12-30-2007 01:26 AM #16
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      Please, Kushna, nowadays we call them negro assassins.
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    17. 12-30-2007 01:27 AM #17
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      Ah, shit. They brought in the banana cannons.

      Quote Originally Posted by Jeff777 View Post
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    18. 12-30-2007 01:31 AM #18
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      Quote Originally Posted by Kushna Mufeed View Post
      Ah, shit. They brought in the banana cannons.
      ye i fended them off took 2 captive monkey king looks pissed
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    19. 12-30-2007 01:34 AM #19
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      WTF are you doing on DV? Go and them monkeys and gnomes! We've got faerie and centaur reinforcements coming in to help!

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    20. 12-30-2007 01:38 AM #20
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      Quote Originally Posted by Kushna Mufeed View Post
      WTF are you doing on DV? Go and them monkeys and gnomes! We've got faerie and centaur reinforcements coming in to help!
      this aint good they plan to come for you, board up ya windows. quick
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    21. 12-30-2007 01:40 AM #21
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      Pshaw! You see that sword in my hand? They're scared shitless because of it.

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    22. 12-30-2007 01:51 AM #22
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      Quote Originally Posted by Kushna Mufeed View Post
      Pshaw! You see that sword in my hand? They're scared shitless because of it.
      nice is it a real sword.p.s they sed they got bigger swords
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    23. 12-30-2007 01:55 AM #23
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      Don't listen to the monkeys! You know how they are...they take and make everything as a sexual innuendo.

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      I am not sorry or empathetic whatsoever for saying that I believe the world would be much better off without people like you in it. Have a great fucking day.
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    25. 12-31-2007 08:58 PM #25
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      Fail. It's dotspacedotspacedot! . . .!

      I'm glad someone brought the Underpants Gnomes problem to the public. It's a serious problem.

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      ...so you went to italy and you didnt even see the eiffel tower?
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