Thread: If You Could Choose Your Parents...

I would pick CLINT EASTWOOD as my hunky father for sure! And I would pick Queen Elizabeth for my mother so I could have some royalty in my blood!

i would chose pam anderson for my mum so i would actually have breasts, and justin timberlake for my dad because i love him.

Originally Posted by hankwheels

For me, I would chose Britney Spears as my mom,

Bahahahaha! She is mental. You know she held her own children hostage for 4 hours today, then was hospitalised after being under the influence of an "unnamed substance" and is on suicide watch.

Originally Posted by steelerzrockin

i would chose pam anderson for my mum so i would actually have breasts

Yeah....Pammie's boobs aren't real...so you wouldn't inherit them. Also she's having another divorce.

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Now if you'll excuse me, I need to tell some children that Father Christmas isn't real.

Originally Posted by lorettacalcutt

I would pick CLINT EASTWOOD as my hunky father for sure! And I would pick Queen Elizabeth for my mother so I could have some royalty in my blood!

That would actually be pretty ideal. Good thinking.

Inherit Pam's boobs. Sure. The same way you'd inherit your mom's sprained ankle.

Originally Posted by hankwheels

.....For me, I would chose Britney Spears as my mom.......That way, I would have an awesome singing voice.....

Sugarplum, what the HELL does Britney Spears have to do with "an awesome singing voice?"

Halle Berry:

Beautiful, talented, successful and intelligent.

Dr. Martin Luther King, Jr.

No explanation necessary.

Me... and

Jennifer Love Hewitt



... and birth control.

*steals Mes's dad*





Totally want to know what a kid from those two would look like.

Edit: I misspelled two

Now now guys, we don't want to have any incest.

Heyyy Daeva and I are half related! WOOT!

Michael Jackson

Elton John

Because the result would be hilarious.

Originally Posted by kichu

Sugarplum, what the HELL does Britney Spears have to do with "an awesome singing voice?"

Oh, I see what you did there.

Mes, poor Niles Barker would be so sad at your decision.

And I haven't decided. I know who my father would be, but the mother is a different issue all together.

Originally Posted by wasup

Somebody please tell me right now where I can get glasses like that.

Originally Posted by Mark75

Somebody please tell me right now where I can get glasses like that.

I hear they're on sale on Uranus.

What are your sources on this? There was no mention of it on the official fact sheet.

It's kinda hush hush. You know how it is. I could tell you my sources, but not until I'm comfortable with your confidentiality.

There, there. One day you'll be comfortable. Once you come to accept your many, many flaws, talking to people will become much easier for you. Take my word for it, I speak from omniscience. ^___...............................................................................................................................................................................................................^

Denzel Washington and Julia Roberts, hands down...love 'em both...and apparently they both "love" each other

As to my second choice for a mom, or godmother...I'd want...

Well Ame, see my plan is to make myself as gorgeous as possible by having those two be my parents.. and then I can have Nigel Barker fall in love with me at first sight and be mah hubby!!! Hehehe. (Actually truth be told, I somehow forgot about him. )

Hmm I would love to be half white and half something else. Hmmmmmm must look for new set of parents...

Originally Posted by lorettacalcutt

I would pick CLINT EASTWOOD as my hunky father for sure! And I would pick Queen Elizabeth for my mother so I could have some royalty in my blood!

Right on, Loretta!

Originally Posted by kichu

Sugarplum, what the HELL does Britney Spears have to do with "an awesome singing voice?"

You beat me to it.

Originally Posted by Oneironaut

It's kinda hush hush. You know how it is. I could tell you my sources, but not until I'm comfortable with your confidentiality.

Admiral Ackbar says: IT'S A TRAP!!!

Edit: Oh, and hmm... Harrison Ford and... Who else? Carrie Fisher!



And I want Shirley MacLaine as my grandmother, and Clint Eastwood as my grandfather. Yeah. I'm a glutton for punishment.

Father:



Mother: