Thread: The Biggest Rant List Ever.

well yeah. i was running out of rants at the time...
and im supposed to sound like a complainer. it's a list of rants.
now it's starting to sound like the list everything wrong with the world thread. . .

Oh, I want in!

1. M-Cat is still on this forum.
2. Emos exist.
3. People care about celebrities.
4. No one listens to Steve Vai, or other great music.
5. It's damn cold in Utah.
6. Iraq.
7. Bush.
8. Ron Paul doesn't have a chance.
9. College books are expensive.
10. College tuition is expensive.
11. College housing is expensive.
12. Star Was prequels sucked.
13. Matrix sequels sucked.
14. DV is getting overrun by spam.
15. My dream recall sucks.
16. They're going to make a Hobbit movie.
17. They're not making the Halo movie.
18. The RIAA exists.
19. My internet at home runs at 28.8 kb/sec. Yes that's half the speed of normal dial-up.
20. I'm having trouble coming up with another rant. Maybe that's a good thing

George Bush Speaks Spanish(And Other Fairy Tales)

Stephen Colbert is not funny.
Helen Thomas is old and batty.
Mexicans are taking our jobs.
Iraq sent its WMDs to Syria.
Democrats don't want to wiretap terrorists.
Joe Wilson admitted that Valerie Plame wasn't covert.
Karl Rove has a faulty memory.
Scooter Libby has a faulty memory.
Tom DeLay is like Jesus Christ.
Ron Paul hates America.
No one could have anticipated that the levees would be breached.
We do not torture.
There is no global warming.
There is global warming, but humans didn't cause it.
John F. Kerry is a flip-flopper.
George W. Bush is a decider.
John McCain is a straight-shooter.
Dick Cheney is a sober shooter.
Nobody at the White House knows Jack Abramoff.
The economy is great.
Evolution isn't supported by the facts.
Criticizing your government is Un-American.
We've turned a corner in Iraq.
There's a war on Christmas.
There's a war on Easter.
There's no civil war in Iraq.
Up is down.
Black is white.
War is Peace.
Freedom is Slavery.
Ignorance is Strength.

This is a poem/rant I wrote

Originally Posted by Elis D.

Criticizing your government is Un-American.

1. The king is freaky ass.