Abdul Abded declares war on George W Bush

**dragonoverlord** · 02-29-2008 05:06 AM

Bush was sitting in his oval office wondering which country to invade next, when his telephone rang

Hello, Mr. Bush, heavily accented voice said: This is “Abul Abed”, and I’m down here at “ahwet le'jezz” in Beirut.

I am calling you to tell you that we are officially declaring war on you, yes you!

Well, “GWB” replied: This is indeed important news, how big is your army?

Abul Abed responded: right-now and after a moment calculation there is “myself”, my cousin “Mustafa”, my next-door-neighbor “Abou khaled”, and the whole team from the “ahwe”, so that make us eight!

GWB paused: I must tell you “Abul Abed” that I have 1 million and a half men in my army waiting to move on my command.

Dear God!, said “Abul Abed”, so I have to call you back.

Sure enough, the next day “Abul Abed” called again and said: Mr. Bush, the war is still on and we have managed to acquire some infantry equipment!

And what equipment would that be “Abul Abed”? GWB asked.

Well, sir, we have two Mercedes 180, and a truck.

GWB sighed: I must tell you “Abul Abed” that I have 160,000 tanks and 140,000 armored personnel carriers.

Also I've increased my army to 2 and a half million since we last spoke.

Ya lateef, said “Abul Abed”, I'll be getting back to you.

Sure enough, “Abul Abed” rang again the next day and said: Mr. Bush, the war is still on and we have managed to get ourselves airborne, and we modified a helicopter with a couple of shotguns in the cockpit, and four more neighbors have joined us as well!

GWB was silent for a minute then cleared his throat: I must tell you “Abul Abed” that I have 100,000 bombers and 200,000 fighter planes.

My military complex is surrounded by laser-guided and surface-to-air missile sites, and since we last spoke, I've increased my army to 3 and a half million.

Lah lah lah lah, said “Abul Abed”, I'll have to call you back.

Sure enough, “Abul Abed” called again the next day and said: Mr. Bush, I am sorry to tell you that we have to call-off this war.

I'm so sorry to hear that, said GWB, but why the sudden change of heart?

Well, sir, said “Abul Abed”, we've all sat ourselves down and had a long conversation, and come to realize that there's no way we can feed 3 and a half million prisoners.