Got Limericks?

[Man of Steel]

Post your limericks here. Whether good, inane, silly, or even quite bad, post 'em! There once was a man from a far-off land Who wore a crown of paper and sand. He drank from a pail And smelled quite stale, And sang second place in a one-man band.

[Grod]

The once was a man from Peru He was told he would fit in the Zoo So he slept in the straw As was required by law And now he stares up at you.

[M-Cat]

There was a young man of New York, Whose limericks never would rhyme. They didn't scan, Nor did they have enough lines.

[superlox3]

There was a man in modern time, He who made the dirtiest rhyme, Wrote about sleazes, Fine wine and cheeses, 'till he died on a mountain climb. I'm surprised this thread hasn't a single dirty limerick so far; usually there are so many!

[Nicram]

There was a man in modern time, He who made the dirtiest rhyme, Wrote about sleazes, Fine wine and cheeses, 'till he died on a mountain climb. I'm surprised this thread hasn't a single dirty limerick so far; usually there are so many! There once was a man from Nantucket Who had a cock so long he could suck it. He said with a grin, As he wiped off his chin, "If my ear was a cunt I could fuck it."

[Spartiate]

Some people make the funniest introductions...

[Abra]

There was a young man of New York, Whose limericks never would rhyme. They didn't scan, Nor did they have enough lines. Bravo! It seems you are a poet, and you are not inclined to believe it so!

[Man of Steel]

Wow, bumpage. There once was a guy that missed Chechoslovakia so much he said it did exist, Though it didn't really, And he was just being silly, When anyone argued he got right pissed.

[Grod]

There once was a guy that missed Chechoslovakia so much he said it did exist, Though it didn't really, And he was just being silly, When anyone argued he got right pissed. What a freak.