Thread: Corrupt a Wish Game!

Granted, but when you get off you get stepped on by an elephant.

I wish I can summon giant wolf-spiders at will.

Granted, but they go crazy and kill you then bring you back then kill you again while you feel all the pain!

I wish I could have an unlimited supply of LDs with no gore or violence. But with flying, wooing and whatever else in.

Granted, you`ll receive them in 6 to 8 weeks.

whats your wish?

Shit, uhhh...

I wish I wasn`t so absent minded.

Granted, but your brain asplodes.

I wish for spaghetti.

Granted, the FSM shits on you.

I wish I had an Uzi.

Granted, but its made in Mexico and therefore falls apart the second you touch it.

Granted, but you wished for nothing.

I wish for guitar.

Grantd, the amp a'splodes and kills you.

I wish I could LD.

Fine, but your in a room with 99 butt-naked guy that have been in prison and you can't change the scene or do anything but take it.

I wish the guy above me could figure out how to play.

granted, but all my wishes are wierd.

I wish for a fish named jeremy finch.

Granted, but his middle name is Anne.

I wish my life was exactly as it is now, with no changes.

Granted but it will stay the same. (and you'll score)

I wish for a Vietnamese sweatshop.

Granted, but you're in it.

By the way, my last wish was carefully engineered to be corruption-proof. You cheated!

I wish you hadn't cheated.

Granted! reread my post!

I wish for SRV guitar skills.

Haha, good job fixing

Granted, but I don't know what 'SRV' means, and you get Some Rotten Vile Guitar Skills.

I wish religions didn't exist.

Granted, but there are still cults like scientology. (that even sounds stupid, scientology)

SRV = STEVIE RAY VAUGHAN!

I wish I could just watch my friends mom sleep, she's foxeeeeeeeeeey.
(I've said that to my friends face before. Haha)

Granted, but you're having a heart attack while you watch her and you can't wake her up to get her help.

I wish I could WILD on command.

Isn't that the only way to WILD? Have you ever accidently had a WILD?
Granted, but all your LD's are about me!

I wish for the ability to make people orgasm by touching them lightly on the shoulder.

Granted.

I don't even have to mess with that one, you just can't ever hug your parents again

(Oh, and I meant like being able to lay down and WILD every time, without fail).

I wish I could juggle seven balls.

Granted, but two of them are your own vital sex organs.
With My wish I'd hug my friends mom, lol.

I wish I could play the gui-tar like a mutha-fucking riot!

Granted but you no longer have a guitar and you cant buy another.

I wish for one million marshmellows to fill my house and my house cannot be removed from me and me nor anyone else can take the house, my life or my possesions.