Thread: Corrupt a Wish Game!

Granted, but you are shot in the head before this is posted, rendering you with the mind of a 3 year old who has his brain fried on cocaine, heroin, crystal meth, and strychnine. You end up approving all of the complications that come with wishes being granted because you fail to realize the consequences of doing so, and even what a consequence is. You eventually die of a brain tumor.

I wish I could change colors.

Granted, but you can only change to pink.

I wish I had a ban hammer.

Granted, but it is made of wood and splinters your hands very badly. Right through gloves of any material.

I wish I will go to bed now.

Granted, but you slip into a coma for the next 30 years.

I wish my wish-granters would stop killing me.

Wish granted, but you got a lobotomy and have no emotions. That cry smiley has no meaning to you now.

I wish that people could hear me while I'm in a coma.

granted, but you just woke up and i hit you with a frying pan and your in your coma agian.

i wish i could go to a bigger school.

granted, but then you realize it was actually a smaller school

I wish I had more time to sleep

Granted - you now have no life.

I wish I had $1,000,000

Granted, but a tax hike means you have to give up most of it.

I wish I could fly.

Granted, but you get sucked into a jet engine.

I wish I could put you back together again...

Granted, but you exhaust the world's supply of duct tape.

I wish matter could accelerate past the speed of light.

Granted, but it creates a massive black hole that sucks you in. You end up in the 5th dimension where everybody sings Age of Aquarius.

I wish I could get to sleep faster and get tired earlier so I sleep more on weekdays.

Granted, but you shed your skin while you sleep, thus making you uncomfortable.

I wish I had a tinfoil hat.

Granted, but it alters your brain to make you afraid of water.

I wish.

Granted, but now you can't make any more wishes.

I wish there was a third page.

Granted, but only I can see it (I do have 3 pages).

I wish I didn't eat so much before going to bed.

Granted, but now you're eating a ton every other meal of the day.

I wish Spartiate would go into chat.

Granted, but he's from Canada, and the cold freezes the connection, so you can't talk.

I wish I were tired.

Granted, but you were bitten by a tsetse fly and come down with the sleeping sickness.

I wish I had time to go in the chat .

Granted, but now you can't leave.

I wish I could sell pieces of time.

Granted, but the stock market crashes and you go bankrupt.

I wish for the answer.

You get the wrong answer.

I wish I was funny.

Granted, but people only laugh because you got a stupid haircut because you told the barber a joke and they messed up.

I wish that I will go to bed now.

Granted, but you won't have any lucid dreams.

I wish I could get the will power to close DV and go to bed.