My Asdfaskjh Dream

**ThisUserNameSucks** · 03-27-2008 01:57 AM

My name is colleen mcsmartypants and I was in my vacation box one day eating the last peace of pie when all of a sudden a rock fell on my head and I disappeared. I found my self in a spoon. I had a frog in my spleen and it hopped around like a blade of grass. I turned into a bunny immediately and then a big pile of gum called Allen grillages said come with me or else ill make u watch the 4kids version of one piece. With that kind of threat I knew that everything was like a piece of pie. I came with him because he was being a rock. I had to jump across the tree to save my best friend Fatty O'Rourke. I made it and then I fell into stream filled with Skippy peanut butter. I sank deeper and deeper until everything was purple. Down there I met "Panic! At The Disco" and they said we write sins not tragedies so I swam up until a dinosaur hit my head. I immediately knew that the dinosaur was really a log so started punching it and everything went black. saw my friend Fatty O'Rourke and his cousin Fatty McGee and their uncle bob so I said "hi mom I'm having a really great time at summer camp" and ran. I bumped into a chicken named uncle fester; he had buckteeth sticking out of his wing. I started crying so uncle fester ate me. In the stomach of uncle fester I realized… I love Fatty McGee!!! So I used my chocolate bunny to get myself out and when I got to the king's thrown room (no not throne, thrown) I confessed my love to his eggy little head. Then superman died from a lead bullet and I cried till the cows flew away. Then the cherry pie started to laugh and I said "INSTANT MESSAGE ME WHEN YOU GET BACK!!!!!!" then spider man spun his web around me saying "pi = 3.14159265358979323846264338327941971!!!" then the bird started saying "baka, baka!!!" and pried open the frog with his tail "5,6,7,8 who do we appreciate? KAKAW!!!!" so I started playing ping pong and the paddle flew right out of my hand! When it hit the wall it turned into a duck and landed on the night light. And then Allen Grillages came out of the net and said "I'M GOING BACK TO MY HAPPY PLACE!!!!" The rock flew out of my nose shouting " 3+2 = 42!!!!!!" Then a fat chicken came out of nowhere and flung his chocolate pudding at me. And then out of nowhere a monkey jumped out and landed on my ice cream.

And that kids, is why you don’t do pot…

**RedDeath9** · 03-27-2008 01:59 AM

I'm not reading that.

**Man of Steel** · 03-27-2008 02:32 AM

Originally Posted by ThisUserNameSucks

My name is colleen mcsmartypants and I was in my vacation box one day eating the last peace of pie when all of a sudden a rock fell on my head and I disappeared. I found my self in a spoon. I had a frog in my spleen and it hopped around like a blade of grass. I turned into a bunny immediately and then a big pile of gum called Allen grillages said come with me or else ill make u watch the 4kids version of one piece. With that kind of threat I knew that everything was like a piece of pie. I came with him because he was being a rock. I had to jump across the tree to save my best friend Fatty O'Rourke. I made it and then I fell into stream filled with Skippy peanut butter. I sank deeper and deeper until everything was purple. Down there I met "Panic! At The Disco" and they said we write sins not tragedies so I swam up until a dinosaur hit my head. I immediately knew that the dinosaur was really a log so started punching it and everything went black. saw my friend Fatty O'Rourke and his cousin Fatty McGee and their uncle bob so I said "hi mom I'm having a really great time at summer camp" and ran. I bumped into a chicken named uncle fester; he had buckteeth sticking out of his wing. I started crying so uncle fester ate me. In the stomach of uncle fester I realized… I love Fatty McGee!!! So I used my chocolate bunny to get myself out and when I got to the king's thrown room (no not throne, thrown) I confessed my love to his eggy little head. Then superman died from a lead bullet and I cried till the cows flew away. Then the cherry pie started to laugh and I said "INSTANT MESSAGE ME WHEN YOU GET BACK!!!!!!" then spider man spun his web around me saying "pi = 3.14159265358979323846264338327941971!!!" then the bird started saying "baka, baka!!!" and pried open the frog with his tail "5,6,7,8 who do we appreciate? KAKAW!!!!" so I started playing ping pong and the paddle flew right out of my hand! When it hit the wall it turned into a duck and landed on the night light. And then Allen Grillages came out of the net and said "I'M GOING BACK TO MY HAPPY PLACE!!!!" The rock flew out of my nose shouting " 3+2 = 42!!!!!!" Then a fat chicken came out of nowhere and flung his chocolate pudding at me. And then out of nowhere a monkey jumped out and landed on my ice cream.

And that kids, is why you don’t do pot…

No I didn't.