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    1. 04-20-2008 03:48 AM #1
      AspirationRealized
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      I like it here, but I'm afraid of getting CLS...

      Chronic Lounge Syndrome is an epidemic sweeping the DreamViews community. This study shows clearly how easy it is to catch this horrible condition.

      Effects and Symptoms include, but are not limited to*:

      Dimentia

      Horniness

      Random cravings for cheese

      Blindness

      Carpal tunnel

      Diarrhea

      Premature Menopause

      Premature Ejaculation

      Cancer of the Esophagus

      Dependency Issues

      Agoraphobia

      Erectile Dysfunction

      Acne

      Death

      * Opponents of this study have pointed out that these symptoms were already apparent in users of the Lounge and there is no conclusive evidence that CLS symptoms were caused or advanced by using the Lounge.

      Proponents countered that the only common denominator of the people with CLS and its symptoms was use of the Lounge, and then the two parties continued to bicker with no clear resolve.

      So next time you get the urge to use the Lounge ask yourself... is it really worth it?
      Last edited by AspirationRealized; 04-20-2008 at 03:53 AM.
      I am posting on topic elsewhere for the most part.

      My DJ here at DVs, Realized Aspiration only contains old dreams. I'll be around for the occasional chat, and some unfinished/unstarted RPs.

      And you, yeah you, with the ice cream hands. You, yeah you, are my friend. ~ Still my mentor, and an awesome guy.
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    2. 04-20-2008 04:02 AM #2
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      ahhh again! x 2

      *cringes in a corner now with my CLS*
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    3. 04-20-2008 04:06 AM #3
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      Only 1 part of the lounge is good; that is RS.


      :] <3
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    4. 04-20-2008 09:38 AM #4
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      CLS is a myth.




      Like Mark75.
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    5. 04-20-2008 11:31 AM #5
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      I attempted to sacrifice a jew goat to Mark recently.

      With his bloody mess skills, he slit it vertically on a rack.

      Indeed a myth.
      You merely have to change your point of view slightly, and then that glass will sparkle when it reflects the light.
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    6. 04-21-2008 03:56 AM #6
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      True. I think daily the Lounge gets more posts than many of the other forums on dreams combined! So sad for DV...
      Sometimes I want to run away
      And just keep on running
      Never stop
      And never look back
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