Thread: I like it here, but I'm afraid of getting CLS...

Chronic Lounge Syndrome is an epidemic sweeping the DreamViews community. This study shows clearly how easy it is to catch this horrible condition.

Effects and Symptoms include, but are not limited to*:

Dimentia

Horniness

Random cravings for cheese

Blindness

Carpal tunnel

Diarrhea

Premature Menopause

Premature Ejaculation

Cancer of the Esophagus

Dependency Issues

Agoraphobia

Erectile Dysfunction

Acne

Death

* Opponents of this study have pointed out that these symptoms were already apparent in users of the Lounge and there is no conclusive evidence that CLS symptoms were caused or advanced by using the Lounge.

Proponents countered that the only common denominator of the people with CLS and its symptoms was use of the Lounge, and then the two parties continued to bicker with no clear resolve.

So next time you get the urge to use the Lounge ask yourself... is it really worth it?