Thread: Why did the woman cross the road?

lul

I lol'ed

I have already heard that one about a year ago. Still it is a very good one.

Here's another good joke: women's rights.

Originally Posted by kingofclutch

I have already heard that one about a year ago. Still it is a very good one.

Here's another good joke: women's rights.

Heard that one before, but it's still funny.

Yay for sexism!

Yeah, damn those bitches. Just kidding. But really....

Originally Posted by kingofclutch

I have already heard that one about a year ago. Still it is a very good one.

Here's another good joke: women's rights.

doesn't work very well on the internetz, but hilarious in person

Originally Posted by arby

Actually, a better question would be: Why the hell is she out of the kitchen???

If you were married, saying something like that could get you killed....

..or worse

Haha. Sexisim is always funny.

Originally Posted by NonDualistic

If you were married, saying something like that could get you killed....

..or worse

Q. What's the fastest way to a man's heart?
A. Through his chest with a sharp knife.

Originally Posted by NonDualistic

If you were married, saying something like that could get you killed....

..or worse

Could finally get me dinner?

Originally Posted by Lunica

Q. What's the fastest way to a man's heart?
A. Through his chest with a sharp knife.

Q. Did we ask you what you thought?
A. No.





Now go make me a Sammich

How a man withdraws cash from ATM.

1) Park the car
2) Go to ATM
3) Insert card
4) Enter PIN
5) Take money
6) Drive away


How a woman withdraws cash from ATM

1) Park the car
2) Check makeup
3) Turn off engine
4) Check makeup
5) Go to ATM
6) Hunt for ATM card in the purse.
7) Insert card
8) Hit Cancel
9) Hunt in purse for chit with PIN written on it.
10) Insert card
11) Enter PIN
12) Take cash
13) Go to car
14) Check makeup
15) Start car
16) Stop car
17) Run back to ATM
18) Take ATM card
19) Back to car
20) Check makeup
21) Start car
22) Check makeup
23) Drive for ½ mile
24) Release hand-brake
25) Drive on.

Originally Posted by Elis D.

Q. Did we ask you what you thought?
A. No.





Now go make me a Sammich

ahahahaha

lol

Originally Posted by arby

Could finally get me dinner?

Think man!

You can always cook your own food....

and poison yourself, if you aint no good at it.


Never, ever, ...

And I do mean, NEVER, underestimate a womans power to make your life miserable. They have a seemingly infinate arsenal of weaponry to choose from within the mind.

Men seldom understand what makes a womans mind tick, but women..... they more so know all about mens minds, not too complicated.

Why was the woman out of the kitchen?

















...
her chain wasn't long enough

maybe she was walking to the store.

Why don't women wear watches?


There's a clock on the stove

Originally Posted by NonDualistic

Think man!

You can always cook your own food....

and poison yourself, if you aint no good at it.


Never, ever, ...

And I do mean, NEVER, underestimate a womans power to make your life miserable. They have a seemingly infinate arsenal of weaponry to choose from within the mind.

Men seldom understand what makes a womans mind tick, but women..... they more so know all about mens minds, not too complicated.

Exactly what he said


though I still laughed at Elis D's one

How many men does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

None. Let the bitch cook in the dark.


What is the first thing a woman does when she gets out of the battered women's shelter?

It better be the God damn dishes!

Why don't women need drivers licenses?
There is no road between the bedroom and the kitchen.

Why are there no female astronauts on the moon?

'Cause it don't need cleaning yet.

I saw a guy on the bus once, and he had a t-shirt that read:

I stopped being sexist cause bitches hate that shit.

I snickered.