Thread: Do you know where your towel is?

In my bathroom.

Hitch Hiker's Guide is lame....

No it's not.

MoS will get you for that now...

MoS will have to forgive me. I read 3 or 4 of the books and only rarely found something funny ("throwing yourself at the ground and missing" was one of them).

Well you have to read all five and a half of them, in order, twice, lighten up, and grow a sense of humour to find them funny.

My towel rarely leaves my sight. As I type this, my towel rests contently beside me, in dire need of a washing but none the worse for wear. In fact, I have two. The only thing better than always knowing where your towel is, is always knowing where both of your towels are. It's never a bad thing to have a spare.

Originally Posted by 27

Hitch Hiker's Guide is lame....

Originally Posted by Seismosaur

No it's not.

MoS will get you for that now...

Originally Posted by 27

MoS will have to forgive me. I read 3 or 4 of the books and only rarely found something funny ("throwing yourself at the ground and missing" was one of them).

I do not forgive impudence. If you truly did not find HHGtG funny, then you sir have no sense of humour and should be taken out back and forced to listen to a Vogon poetry reading. Multiple times, if you survive the first.

Now if you'll excuse me, I'm going to go throw myself at the ground and miss with MoT.

Do you mean towel as in the towel you ejaculate in or the one you dry yourself off with?