Thread: l just pwned a huge spider

Originally Posted by Dreamhope11

..I threw a small bible at it but missed....

Yes, that is awesome.

I trapped a disgustingly large spider under a glass and took a picture of it while my cat stared at it drooling. It was so gross. I should find it for you.

Here it is. Ewww......

Urrgghh it's horrible

Reminds me of when I was in high school, and I had a friend over to do homework. There was a huge wasp in my room. She tried to kill it with her Religious Believes book, but missed, then she tried with her Biology book, and managed to kill it.

Originally Posted by Luminous

Reminds me of when I was in high school, and I had a friend over to do homework. There was a huge wasp in my room. She tried to kill it with her Religious Believes book, but missed, then she tried with her Biology book, and managed to kill it.

Haaaaaaaa!!!!!!

Originally Posted by Dreamhope11

So there it was on my bedroom wall staring at me, it was huge, i am scared shitless with my eyes glued to it. I threw a small bible at it but missed, i then got a plastic tub, sprayed the inside with lynx chocolate, i then trapped the spider inside and it eventually died, i went outside and threw the tub into the neighbours garden.

Task 1 easily completed. Well done

Task 2: Flush yourself down a toilet and rid us of your stupidity! Good luck.

Originally Posted by harvey123456

Task 1 easily completed. Well done

Task 2: Flush yourself down a toilet and rid us of yout stupidity! Good luck.

Originally Posted by harvey123456

Task 2: Flush yourself down a toilet and rid us of yout stupidity! Good luck.

Originally Posted by harvey123456

yout stupidity!

Originally Posted by harvey123456

yout

Stupidity. Uhuh.

Originally Posted by Seismosaur

Stupidity. Uhuh.

It was a literary device.

More like an literary device.

Originally Posted by Seismosaur

More like an literary device.

lol.

I ****ing HATE spiders. I freak out at the tinyest spiders and yell at people to kill it...

A few weeks ago, I was in my room and saw a spider on my ceiling, so I tried to squish it with an empty beer bottle, but I missed and it fell onto my desk. So I trapped it under a shot glass and killed it with air in a can. It was the fastest spider I've ever seen, it took 3 tries to get it under the shot glass. I think it could run faster than I can.

I took a picture of it inside the shot glass:

Holy hell that spider is massive, if you squished it then it's guts would be everywhere.

Ok this thread is making my skin crawl, eww that spider kichu was HUGE, so gross lol

Spiders are cool...
I really don't get the fear that people have for little insects and all those creepy crawly things :/
My mom has this insane fear of cockroaches. Poor little things, I have to kill em for her.

Originally Posted by Sagea

Spiders are cool...
I really don't get the fear that people have for little insects and all those creepy crawly things :/
My mom has this insane fear of cockroaches. Poor little things, I have to kill em for her.

How can you not be afraid of them?

Let me explain:

They are so small, they can get in your body or crawl into areas and you won't see them and that thought alone TERRIFIES ME of any insect large or small.

Not only that, they look absolutely revolting, they are invading my space and they are unwanted and so gross

Originally Posted by guerilla

...they can get in your body or crawl into areas and you won't see them...

...and then they lay eggs in your ears!!!

Originally Posted by kichu

...and then they lay eggs in your ears!!!

better than a trichinosis worm

ewww

Here's mine, found him in the bathroom. I let him go outside, and unharmed. Quite a good pic if I say so myself

Urgh. I don't like spiders.

lawl Bible always fails.

Originally Posted by Siиdяed

Urgh. I don't like spiders.

Wow you did that in the other thread too. Keep high-fiving yourself, I hear it boosts serotonin levels.

Purely accidental. The internet just likes me.