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    1. 09-03-2008 09:48 PM #1
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      There is this bug on my face...

      There is a roache or something on my face and I can't see it in the mirror but when I sit down and start typing it scurries accross my glasses...
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    2. 09-03-2008 10:13 PM #2
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      Ah, yes, the dreaded Australian Parasitic Face Bug. Such an infestation is always terminal if left untreated for too long. The good news is that glasses scurrying is a sign that the parasitation is in its early stages. It will require a routine craniumectomy to remove, which I can perform on you with my pumpkin carving set.
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    4. 09-03-2008 10:36 PM #4
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      It is just a baby bug...I can't find it but it actually does keep crawling accross my lenses...and it is quite annoying.
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    5. 09-04-2008 12:44 AM #5
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      Catch it in your eyelashes Aeon Flux style.
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    6. 09-04-2008 05:06 AM #6
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      Try a shotgun.
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      I'll reserve judgment until I hear the other side of the story. The bug side and it's point of view.
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    8. 09-04-2008 08:37 AM #8
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      Quote Originally Posted by Mysteryhunter View Post
      I'll reserve judgment until I hear the other side of the story. The bug side and it's point of view.

      REPRESENTATION NOT EXTERMINATION!
      Last edited by archdreamer; 09-04-2008 at 08:37 AM. Reason: holy crap huge
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    9. 09-04-2008 10:36 AM #9
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      Quote Originally Posted by Man of Steel View Post
      Try a shotgun.
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      You merely have to change your point of view slightly, and then that glass will sparkle when it reflects the light.
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      Slap your face as hard as you can...
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    11. 09-04-2008 03:49 PM #11
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    12. 09-04-2008 06:38 PM #12
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      Unleash a devastating telekinetic blast and destroy everything about that bug.
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      Quote Originally Posted by nitsuJ View Post
      Unleash a devastating telekinetic blast and destroy everything about that bug.
      He'd have to have been practising telekinesis for a long time to get atleast a tenth of that power. Don't get me wrong, it would be neat to be able to have that power but it doesn't come with out practise.
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      You're just jealous that I'm more of a man than you could ever be, sweetie pie.
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    14. 09-04-2008 08:01 PM #14
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      Quote Originally Posted by NeAvO View Post
      He'd have to have been in imagination land for a long time to get atleast a tenth of that power. Don't get me wrong, it would be neat to be able to have that power but it doesn't come.
      Agreed, I am not that powerful...yet.
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    15. 09-04-2008 08:42 PM #15
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      Quote Originally Posted by Sandform View Post
      Agreed, I am not that powerful...yet.
      I'm sorry but I believe that you someone misquoted me. I believe if you look back at my post and then look at your quote you may find that they are indeed different posts.
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      Quote Originally Posted by Vex Kitten
      You're just jealous that I'm more of a man than you could ever be, sweetie pie.
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