Riddle Me This

**RockNRoller123** · 09-19-2008 03:24 AM

Irony I smell?

**Xandier** · 09-19-2008 06:16 AM

Originally Posted by drewmandan

You put in a square rotated 45 deg that cuts out the corners and a small square in the middle that isolates the middle pig.

good job

**Sornaensis** · 09-19-2008 11:47 AM

Originally Posted by slayer

You spelled "rong," wrong.

Yes, I know.

Now someone answer my riddle:

Originally Posted by Seismosaur

There are three jews in a fountain.

What colour is the flag?

**Sandform** · 09-19-2008 11:50 AM

Originally Posted by Seismosaur

Yes, I know.

Now someone answer my riddle:

Are the jews living people or statues?

Red white and blue.

**Sornaensis** · 09-19-2008 11:52 AM

Yes and no.

**Sandform** · 09-19-2008 11:59 AM

Originally Posted by Seismosaur

Yes and no.

Ok...so yes they are living, no they are statues...

Hmm. The flag is invisible.

**Sornaensis** · 09-19-2008 08:27 PM

Originally Posted by Sandform

Ok...so yes they are living, no they are statues...

Hmm. The flag is invisible.

No, you misunderstand.

Originally Posted by Sandform

Are the jews living people?

Yes.

Originally Posted by Sandform

Red white and blue.

No.

**slayer** · 09-19-2008 11:06 PM

Is the flag blue and white?

And, what are they doing in a fountain? It seems to me that it might not be a country's flag...

**nitsuJ** · 09-19-2008 11:15 PM

The flag is made of ashes. HEHEHEHEHE.

**Mr. Pig** · 09-20-2008 01:10 AM

o---------o
| |
| PARK |
| |
| |
o---------o
This is a park. The owner wants to double the size of the park but still keep the four trees (o's) on the border and keep the parks square shape. He doesn't want to move the trees. How can this be done. (doubling the height of the park does not count)

um...that didn't work. pretend it's a square with trees in each corner

**Sandform** · 09-20-2008 03:30 AM

Why was my thread locked?

**Mr. Pig** · 09-20-2008 03:34 AM

No idea. Anyone got my riddle yet?

**Sandform** · 09-20-2008 03:37 AM

Originally Posted by Mr. Pig

No idea. Anyone got my riddle yet?

dig and plant.

**Mr. Pig** · 09-20-2008 03:38 AM

Originally Posted by Mr. Pig

He doesn't want to move the trees.

Try again

**Sandform** · 09-20-2008 03:57 AM

Originally Posted by Mr. Pig

Try again

He could make it so instead of straight lines he makes little angular thingies.

_____o---------o
___| |
__| PARK |
___| |
____| |
_____o________o
______._______.
_______._____.
________.___.

you get the idea.

**Mr. Pig** · 09-20-2008 04:07 AM

Yay! You win! gtg

**poog** · 09-20-2008 04:28 PM

at first sight i may seem mysterious, but at second glance i'm nothing serious

i know the whereabouts

a slotted spoon does not hold much soup

you will not find it in a man's pants

i know the whereabouts

**RockNRoller123** · 09-21-2008 05:40 PM

RIDDLE ME THIS:

Four men were in a boat on the lake. The boat turns over, and all four men sink to the bottom of the lake, yet not a single man got wet! Why?

**slayer** · 09-21-2008 05:57 PM

Originally Posted by RockNRoller123

RIDDLE ME THIS:

Four men were in a boat on the lake. The boat turns over, and all four men sink to the bottom of the lake, yet not a single man got wet! Why?

They were wearing wet suits!

I know I've heard this one before...but I'm not sure that's right...

**Sandform** · 09-21-2008 06:00 PM

Originally Posted by RockNRoller123

RIDDLE ME THIS:

Four men were in a boat on the lake. The boat turns over, and all four men sink to the bottom of the lake, yet not a single man got wet! Why?

Originally Posted by slayer

They were wearing wet suits!

I know I've heard this one before...but I'm not sure that's right...

No something ate by something really big.