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    1. 09-10-2008 09:04 PM #1
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      Riddle Me This

      Forwards I'm heavy, backwards I'm not.

      What am I?
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    2. 09-10-2008 09:08 PM #2
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      Your a ton.
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    3. 09-10-2008 09:23 PM #3
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      nice,

      How do you lift an elephant with one hand?
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    4. 09-10-2008 09:26 PM #4
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      Quote Originally Posted by poog View Post
      nice,

      How do you lift an elephant with one hand?
      Nice play on words there. I know the answer but I shall ignore it, you should answer my question.

      If it took eight men ten hours to build a wall, how
      long would it take four men to build it?
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    5. 09-10-2008 09:26 PM #5
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      Quote Originally Posted by poog View Post
      nice,

      How do you lift an elephant with one hand?
      By using your finger to press the "up" button on the elephant lift.
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    6. 09-10-2008 09:28 PM #6
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      Quote Originally Posted by Brainchild View Post
      By using your finger to press the "up" button on the elephant lift.
      Think harder about the question =P.

      It is pretty much like If a rooster lays an egg on the top of a roof which side will the egg roll off of? joke.
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    7. 09-10-2008 09:39 PM #7
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      How do you lift an elephant with one hand?
      Like this!
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    8. 09-10-2008 09:43 PM #8
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      Quote Originally Posted by Sandform View Post
      Nice play on words there. I know the answer but I shall ignore it, you should answer my question.

      If it took eight men ten hours to build a wall, how
      long would it take four men to build it?
      why would the other four build it if its already built?

      what has been around for millions of years, but only a month old?
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    9. 09-10-2008 09:45 PM #9
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      Edit: nvm poog beat me.
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    10. 09-10-2008 09:52 PM #10
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      Quote Originally Posted by poog View Post
      why would the other four build it if its already built?

      what has been around for millions of years, but only a month old?
      Uh...Woof Woof Awwwooooooof (|( | ( ) O ( ) | ) |)

      What is green in New York city but blue in Oklahoma?
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    11. 09-10-2008 10:03 PM #11
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      Quote Originally Posted by Sandform View Post
      Uh...Woof Woof Awwwooooooof (|( | ( ) O ( ) | ) |)

      What is green in New York city but blue in Oklahoma?
      idk.... really...

      the grass?

      just a guess
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    12. 09-10-2008 10:06 PM #12
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      The water =P. No just kidding. I was going to say something like a middle class citizen. (green with envy, blue with angst).
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    13. 09-10-2008 10:07 PM #13
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      Quote Originally Posted by Sandform View Post
      The water =P. No just kidding. I was going to say something like a middle class citizen. (green with envy, blue with angst).
      i see

      What is put on a table, cut, but never eaten?
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      The jokers face.
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      Quote Originally Posted by Sandform View Post
      The jokers face.
      What can go up the chimney down, but can't go down the chimney up?
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      Quote Originally Posted by sloth View Post
      How do you lift an elephant with one hand?
      Like this!
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      Quote Originally Posted by poog View Post
      What can go up the chimney down, but can't go down the chimney up?
      Umbrella
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      Quote Originally Posted by poog View Post
      nice,

      How do you lift an elephant with one hand?
      The same way you lift one with four hands.
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      Elephants don't have hands...
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    20. 09-11-2008 09:30 PM #20
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      What's the smartest thing in a science lab?
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      Quote Originally Posted by poog View Post
      What's the smartest thing in a science lab?
      I give.
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      Quote Originally Posted by poog View Post
      i see

      What is put on a table, cut, but never eaten?
      Deck of cards.
      157 is a prime number. The next prime is 163 and the previous prime is 151, which with 157 form a sexy prime triplet. Taking the arithmetic mean of those primes yields 157, thus it is a balanced prime.

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      Quote Originally Posted by Sandform View Post
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      the thermometer

      it has the most degrees
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      A guy walks into a bar and asks for a glass of water. The bartender pulls out a gun on the man and the man simply says "Thank you" and walks away. Why does the man say thank you?

      This one may be a little hard...
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    25. 09-12-2008 03:37 AM #25
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      Quote Originally Posted by slayer View Post
      A guy walks into a bar and asks for a glass of water. The bartender pulls out a gun on the man and the man simply says "Thank you" and walks away. Why does the man say thank you?

      This one may be a little hard...
      It's a bar!
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