The Least Logical

**muse.v** · 09-02-2004 06:50 AM

you're in the middle of a square room sitting on a chair, by a table. on the table there is a nice apple. on the wall in front of you there is a sign, it says:

EAT THE APPLE

if you were to perform the least logical action possible, what would you do, and why is it the least logical?
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despite what you may believe, this is NOT a conundrum!

**Kaniaz** · 09-02-2004 01:32 PM

To not eat the apple.

or,

To use the sign as a somebra hat and dance on the apple (not the table), while throwing the table away, which ultimately results in you hitting the floor, however thereupon talking to the chair as if it was your grandmother.

**muse.v** · 09-02-2004 01:36 PM

i like apples.

not eating the apple is logical if you're going to do something that isn't logical...

**Kaniaz** · 09-02-2004 02:04 PM

paradox. the end. D:

**Finde** · 09-02-2004 02:51 PM

stay sitting in the chair...

**Awaken** · 09-02-2004 02:53 PM

Whether or not I ate the apple would depend upon a myriad of other circumstances. Therefore, simply eating the apple because the sign says so would be the least logical choice for me. It would mean surrendering any free will I may have in the situation! If I DID eat the apple, it would not have anything to do with the sign.

Why the hell am I explaining this

**Finde** · 09-02-2004 02:54 PM

Or perhaps... standing up? Going to sleep and having a lucid dream? good theme

**muse.v** · 09-03-2004 07:57 AM

paradox. the end. D:[/b]

you can still be creative...

maybe i would eat the sign.

what made me think of this was one of the free will thread.... is it possible to do something that isn't related to the circumstances at all?

perhaps i would just walk out quietly... or... do a RC

CT · 09-03-2004 01:25 PM

There's no set of rules to apply here as to what would be the most logical or least logical thing to do, its relative, so its not much of a riddle or whatever.

**Finde** · 09-03-2004 06:06 PM

I thought there was an answer... I'd kill myself if I couldn't get out...

**Joseph_Stalin** · 09-05-2004 04:10 AM

Besides, the sign would have no purpose if you ate the apple. Thus it is logical to leave the apple so that the sign may have meaning. The least logical would be to throw the apple againt the sign and smash the place with the chair.

*Becomes a Vulcan*

**Finde** · 09-05-2004 11:04 AM

*slaps Joseph* calm down for god sake (notice god isn't capitalised)

**Joseph_Stalin** · 09-05-2004 07:02 PM

Don't let me pinch your neck!

**Finde** · 09-05-2004 08:54 PM

What? It was just the fact that you were becoming a vulcan, you might not have fitted into the community hall with those big ears

**Umbrasquall** · 09-05-2004 10:45 PM

You guys going out or something?

**dream-scape** · 09-05-2004 11:23 PM

eat the apple with your ass.

**docKnubis** · 09-05-2004 11:53 PM

i will eat the

**wasup** · 09-06-2004 01:05 AM

Shove the apple into my urethra while doing a little jig and whistling twinkle twinkle little star. Then I start throwing my poop against the sign and then I go to sleep.

**Taosaur** · 09-06-2004 03:54 AM

Originally posted by wasup
Shove the apple into my urethra while doing a little jig and whistling twinkle twinkle little star. Then I start throwing my poop against the sign and then I go to sleep.

*ding*ding*ding*--WE HAVE A WEINER!
:bravo: :bravo: :bravo: :bravo: :bravo:

**muse.v** · 09-06-2004 12:29 PM

Originally posted by wasup
Shove the apple into my urethra while doing a little jig and whistling twinkle twinkle little star. Then I start throwing my poop against the sign and then I go to sleep.

weird...

like to see someone else beat that...