most annoying joke ever

**Rozzy** · 09-24-2008 10:06 PM

So there are three guys that live in a huge mansion. There mansion has a lot of floors. They all share one butler. (bummer). Well everyday the butler needs to awake all these men, and make them breakfast. So the man goes up the stairs. The problem is that there are 999,999,999,999 steps in this stair case. So the butler goes up the 999,999,999,999 stairs. He then goes to the first person’s room. He says ‘sir can I get you some breakfast?’ the guy says sure. The butler says what would you like and the guy says wheaties and an orange. The butler bows and commences out the door. He goes down the 999,999,999,999 stairs to the kitchen. He then pours wheaties cereal with milk , gets an orange and goes up the 999,999,999,999 stairs. He then goes to the next room. He asks the guy if he wants any breakfast. The guy says, sure how about some scrambled eggs, with bacon, thinly sliced. Also some orange juice. So the butler bows and goes down the 999,999,999,999 stairs. He makes the scrambled eggs. He makes bacon and gets orange juice. He then proceeds to going up the 999,999,999,999 stairs. He then realizes that the bacon isn’t thinly sliced. He hurries down the 999,999,999,999 stairs and slices it. He goes back up the 999,999,999,999 stairs. He gives the food to the man. He goes to the last room and asks the guy what he wants. The guy says wheaties cereal, and an orange. So the butler goes down the 999,999,999,999 stairs. He gets the food and begins to go up the stairs. Then he trips and falls down the 999,999,999,999 stairs. A little bruised and beaten up, he goes oover to clean the stairs. Once he’s done, he gets more cereal. He goes up the 999,999,999,999 stairs(carefully) and forgot a spoon. So he goes down the 999,999,999,999 stairs and gets it then goes up the 999,999,999,999 stairs and gives the guy the cereal.
What is the moral of the story?

**RockNRoller123** · 09-24-2008 10:37 PM

The moral is NEVER be a butler for people that live in a skyscraper.

**nitsuJ** · 09-24-2008 11:35 PM

The moral of the story is if you live in a house or anywhere with 999,999,999,999 steps you need to do a reality check.

~Peace.

**poog** · 09-24-2008 11:38 PM

The moral is next time install an elevator.

**RockNRoller123** · 09-24-2008 11:41 PM

Originally Posted by nitsuJ

The moral of the story is if you live in a house or anywhere with 999,999,999,999 steps you need to do a reality check.

~Peace.

Oh! Clever!

**Rozzy** · 09-25-2008 03:51 PM

actually the moral is, 2 out of every 3 guys, like wheaties cereal in the morning. lol

**Amethyst Star** · 09-25-2008 05:09 PM

That's the short version of a different joke I learned. In high school, I was in a car with a group of people and made it stretch out for a half-hour. Good times!

**Rozzy** · 09-25-2008 07:00 PM

yeah!! my friend made it last for like, it think it was 30 minutes. seriiously. we were on our way back from denver i think, and he told it and i was ready to kill him!! it was funy though...

**Maeni** · 09-25-2008 08:31 PM

Moral: Be careful, and remember the spoon.
Also, nice house.

nitsuJ's idea was indeed pretty clever :V

*squeezes ketchup bottle*

*fart sound*

[someone]: ololollololol fart

[me]: Ò,..,Ó

This. This is the most annoying joke.

**Rozzy** · 09-25-2008 09:27 PM

not neccesarily...

**ray** · 09-26-2008 02:50 AM

Originally Posted by Maeni

[me]: Ò,..,Ó

wtf is up with that face

? lol, angry bug vamp beetle thing coming to get me

i'm tired......

**really** · 09-26-2008 07:29 AM

To have the kitchen upstairs, and/or to not have that many stairs.

**Dreamhope11** · 09-28-2008 12:39 PM

my brain hurts

**Marvo** · 09-28-2008 04:31 PM

9000 hours in MS word:

You all suck.

**supreme** · 09-28-2008 09:39 PM

Originally Posted by RockNRoller123

The moral is NEVER be a butler for people that live in a skyscraper.

so if you add 1 to 999,999,999,999...what do you get next?? One trillion?

**supreme** · 09-29-2008 02:42 PM

OK I've got a good joke my son told me last night. I'll come back later
with the answer if no one knows it.

What has 7 arms and sucks??

**Sandform** · 09-29-2008 03:10 PM

That joke is like the red brick joke.

Short version...kid gets in trouble for saying a word he saw on the wall (through a series of long and pointless events) he is then told to go to the office, to which he repeats the word, gets suspend goes home, again thrown out of house, officer pull over him. Boy go judge. Judge send him jail. Boy in jail. Boy get out of jail. Boy meet hobo on bench. Boy tell hobo his story. Hobo laugh say "I could tell you what it means but I don't want to, that guy accross the street will tell you though." Boy think cool I will finally know why I was imprisoned for 25 years of my life. Boy walk in road car hit boy. Moral of the story? Look both ways before crossing the street.

**Rozzy** · 09-29-2008 05:08 PM

Originally Posted by supreme

OK I've got a good joke my son told me last night. I'll come back later
with the answer if no one knows it.

What has 7 arms and sucks??

a baby ocopus, that was in a tragic accident...

**supreme** · 09-29-2008 10:51 PM

Originally Posted by aorozco

a baby ocopus, that was in a tragic accident...

nope haha, ok you have to think about this for a sec, cause I didn't get
it right off the bat. My son thinks its the funniest joke ever!

The answer is:

Def Leppard!

**guitarboy** · 09-29-2008 11:58 PM

Originally Posted by supreme

nope haha, ok you have to think about this for a sec, cause I didn't get
it right off the bat. My son thinks its the funniest joke ever!

The answer is:

Def Leppard!

lol

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