Here's how the conversation went.

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*knock knock*
Me: What?
Mom: (wasn't listening) *knock knock knock*

WHAT?
-I want to say hi.

I wasn't planning on seeing you today *Jokingly shuts door and reopens it*
-Your brother voted for the first time today

Really.... He said he was going to vote for Obama because he's black.
-Hmmm...

Did YOU vote?
-Yes.

Who did you vote for?
-I'm not telling.

Come on, what could I do?
-I didn't vote for Obama.

You voted for McCain?
-Yes.

What, you don't want a black president?
-I don't think democrats can handle money.

*internal gasp* You know about that 850 billion dollar thing?
-No. *turns and begins walking down hallway toward kitchen*

Are you kidding?
-Do you believe everything you read on the internet?

Excuse me? What are you saying?
-...

You think I get everything off the internet?
-Where did you get it?

I got it from the TV, internet... Everywhere. Seriously mom, that is an insult to my intelligence.

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Not only does she know far less about current events and politics, but she also completely discredited my reliable internet sources and the internet as a whole as if it didn't have any reliable information whatsoever...

<shame>

I need a pick-me-up..... I'm going to go steal 20$ from her purse.