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      Twi-lek Followers

      Hello everyone, I am spockman, the Twi-lek dietous being.

      Let me inform you of my regualtions...

      Rule number Eins (Phonetically spelled...): Twi-leks are not Askajians. Refer to rule #4.
      Rule number Svy: We do not speak about Bib Fortuna...or the new trilogy.
      Rule number Dry: I know more about twi-leks than you do, unless I don't.
      Rule number Fee-a: Twi-leks are NOT Askajians. Refer to rule #1.
      Rule number Foomf: Only certain people are allowed to use the Cat Emote in flash chat in Slayer's room "Slayer's Cat Girl room." (That rule I actually agree with. Give him that much respect.)
      Rule number Zecks: Wookies are something we do not talk about. Togruta, Anzati are okay. Crazy convention conchitas with crappy twilek costumes are the ones that we do not speak of. They are just plain odd... (Google them if you feel the, need but I warn you, they are odd!)
      Rule number see-ben: NO TWI-LEK NUDE IMAGES! Keep things tidy. If you wish to post Twi-leks unless it's a special event (birthday, holiday, etc.), cite your source. It's not nice if you don't give credit and recognition.
      Rule number Ockt: Post not about me things that know you for sure not... Say not that have things I do. Others nicely treat as well... Not mean are we.
      Rule number Noin: Do not post stupid pictures. Basically, don't be a jack ***.

      Every Saturday or Tuesday, (whichever I feel like,) I will post TWO twi-leks in this thread. (This goes by Sitka time, too.)

      When we say "Twi-leks" in this thread, we mean natives of or those who's heritige is native of plante Ryloth. Suta-senran is Japanese for Star Wars. Just thought you would like to know that.

      That is it for the present.

      If there are any oppositions, you will be foot in the shot.

      Do I have any other believers?

      If you are a believer, than I ask much less of you then other's might ask of you to be a fllower of some 'other' doctorine's which I shall not mention. Just insert an asterisk * fllowed by a period . at some place in your signature. "Slayer is the Cat God, and I am a follower." in your signature.

      Ryloth (Twi-lek home world)

      You do not live here. I can tell, because no wi-fi signal is that strong to reach dreamviews if you did. There is no way for you to get here. Unless you find a lightspeed ship and enter a wormhole.

      If you can, then be my geust. Because anyone cool enough to have a lightspeed ship would probably p0wn me if I tried to stop them anyway.


      Disclaimer: Any resemblance to other threads in S/B is purely coincidental. This is not at all a ploy to rally more followers than someone else who has proven faulty leadership to make a point. Not in any way, shape, or form!
      Last edited by spockman; 10-12-2008 at 11:52 PM.
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      I am in. I freakin love Twi-leks.

      By far, Mothra (in all of it's forms) is the worst kaiju of all time.

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      Nice to have you!

      At any rate, I should probably post a pic of a twi-lek. Even though it's not tuesday or Saturday, not everyone knows what they are, I'm sure.

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      We couldn't even go a month without having another Viva La? Sad.

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      ...so you went to italy and you didnt even see the eiffel tower?

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      Cat girls are kooler.

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      You can have your stupid Twi-leks! I have a Mecha Cat Girl army!


      Edit: Also, thank you for that one rule.

      Maybe we can come up with some agreement and not start a giant war causing mass violence and stuff?
      Last edited by slayer; 10-13-2008 at 02:14 AM.

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      IDON'T wanna be in,
      Last edited by EchoSun13; 10-13-2008 at 02:33 AM.

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      Edit: Echo fixed

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      Maybe we can come up with some agreement and not start a giant war causing mass violence and stuff?
      Like cat girls fighting Twi-leks? That would be pretty hot actually...

      But then again, there is that qoute. -
      ~An eye twi-lek for an eye cat-girl leaves the whole world blind way less sexy.
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      Quote Originally Posted by spockman View Post
      Like cat girls fighting Twi-leks? That would be pretty hot actually...

      But then again, there is that qoute. -
      ~An eye twi-lek for an eye cat-girl leaves the whole world blind way less sexy.
      Only if it's in a mud ring...

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      Quote Originally Posted by slayer View Post
      Edit: Echo fixed
      Teehee, anything for you.

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      twi-lek's are friggin hot!! i didn't know that...
      War never solved anything... except slavery, oppression, genocide, communism, fascism, and nazism
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      First point: It's Twi'lek, not Twi-lek.

      Second point: You misspelled Wookiee. Don't ever do that again, please.

      Third point: You probably need to stop trying to talk like Yoda, and learn more Huttese instead.

      These points aside, carry on. I want to see what hot Twi'lek chick pics you can round up.

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      WOOKIEE..is not spelt like cookie..remember that kids.

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      Quote Originally Posted by Man of Steel View Post
      First point: It's Twi'lek, not Twi-lek.

      Second point: You misspelled Wookiee. Don't ever do that again, please.

      Third point: You probably need to stop trying to talk like Yoda, and learn more Huttese instead.

      These points aside, carry on. I want to see what hot Twi'lek chick pics you can round up.
      Care to say something about my thread?

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      First point: It's Twi'lek, not Twi-lek.

      Second point: You misspelled Wookiee. Don't ever do that again, please.

      Third point: You probably need to stop trying to talk like Yoda, and learn more Huttese instead.
      Okay, you win.

      These points aside, carry on. I want to see what hot Twi'lek chick pics you can round up.
      Okay. I'll try not to dissapoint you.

      It's Tuesday!

      One today, one Saturday. That's two for the week.

      Last edited by spockman; 10-15-2008 at 02:33 AM.
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      Hello, friend.

      I would like to extend an offering of peace among your followers and mine in this time of war.

      Circle One

      Yes

      No

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      Hello, friend.

      I would like to extend an offering of peace among your followers and mine in this time of war.

      Circle One

      Yes

      No
      That means yes by the way. Slayer, it's going down!
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      But what about the quote~
      ~An eye twi-lek for an eye cat-girl leaves the whole world blind way less sexy?

      Domo-kun are far less inferior because well...they don't even have fingers. So how would they hold guns and drive tanks and arm themselves?

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      Domos are much more superior than the puny little cat girls!

      Look at their very sharp teeth!

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      How big are domos?

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      Um, here you go.


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      But what about the quote~
      ~An eye twi-lek for an eye cat-girl leaves the whole world blind way less sexy?

      Domo-kun are far less inferior because well...they don't even have fingers. So how would they hold guns and drive tanks and arm themselves?
      I also thought of another qoute...

      To the victor goes the spoils sexy humanoid things. (Visa vi, twi'leks and cat girls. The temptation was too much...)

      Oh, and
      Domo-kun are far less inferior
      is one major reason I sided with them. They are far less inferior.
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      Quote Originally Posted by poog View Post
      Um, here you go.

      Surely you can find something bigger can't you?

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      is one major reason I sided with them. They are far less inferior.
      That's not what I meant! ...

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      Um, did you see him break through the wall?

      Trust me. You don't want that wall to be your cat girls.

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