What's better than winning a gold medal at the Special Olympics?

[Bearsy]

...Not being fucking retarded. No, but seriously... in this thread post all of the jokes that make you feel dirty after you say them. The ones that you're sure that for saying them you'll be sent to Hell when you die (if you believe, of course, hypothetically if not). And please don't get offended by the jokes, jokes are jokes, you're supposed to take them with a grain of salt. I work with mentally disabled children and adults almost every day, I know that there is nothing funny about having mental disabilities. I've volunteered for the Special Olympics and I believe it's one of the most noble causes currently in effect.

[Jeff777]

...Not being fucking retarded. I work with mentally disabled children and adults almost every day, I know that there is nothing funny about having mental disabilities. I've volunteered for the Special Olympics and I believe it's one of the most noble causes currently in effect. Orly? Where may I ask? I would like to show them your wonderful thread.

[nitsuJ]

What's worse than 10 babies nailed to a tree? 1 baby nailed to 10 trees.

[lagunagirl]

What's worse than 10 babies nailed to a tree? 1 baby nailed to 10 trees. ah dangit you took my joke!! ok what's the difference between a jew and a pizza? A pizza doesn't scream when you put it in the oven aww you're right, i do feel dirty hehe jk jk... sort of

[InTheMoment]

Q: What's the difference between a fridge and a faggot? A: A fridge doesn't fart when you pull the meat out of it. And of course the old time classic.... Q: How do you make a baby cry twice? A: Wipe your bloody penis on it's teddy bear.

[suttsman]

ah dangit you took my joke!! ok what's the difference between a jew and a pizza? A pizza doesn't scream when you put it in the oven aww you're right, i do feel dirty hehe jk jk... sort of Please tell me the Auschwitz reference was involuntary. How many babies does it take to lay new wallpaper in your house? About 40, if you slice them thin enough.

[Bearsy]

Misogynistic joke: Why were shopping carts invented? To teach women how to walk on their hind legs.

[Jeff777]

Why do women have boobs? So men could have something to look at when they're talking to us. - Peter Griffin

[nitsuJ]

What's a washing machine and a blonde have in common? They both get soaking wet when you dump a load in them.

[Neruo]

What is the best thing about fucking twenty three year olds? There is twenty of them. :0

[Oneironaut Zero]

Probably the most disturbingly awesome joke I've ever heard: Q: What's the worst thing about eating bald pussy? A: Trying to put that damned diaper back on.

[Dizko]

Eww O...no!

[Catbus]

What's the difference between Sarah Palin's mouth and vagina? Only some things that come out of her vagina are retarded.

[nitsuJ]

What's the difference between a dead baby and a trampoline? When you jump on a trampoline, you take your boots off.

[Jeff777]

Probably the most disturbingly awesome joke I've ever heard: Q: What's the worst thing about eating bald pussy? A: Trying to put that damned diaper back on. My god-like image of you has been shot to hell. Edit: People, can we get some good black, redneck, race etc. jokes in here?

[Bearsy]

Seriously. What word starts with N and ends with R and you never want to call a black guy? Neighbor.

[Osimero]

Why do girls love Jesus so much? Because he's so well hung.

[Good as Gold]

...Not being fucking retarded. No, but seriously... in this thread post all of the jokes that make you feel dirty after you say them. The ones that you're sure that for saying them you'll be sent to Hell when you die (if you believe, of course, hypothetically if not). And please don't get offended by the jokes, jokes are jokes, you're supposed to take them with a grain of salt. I work with mentally disabled children and adults almost every day, I know that there is nothing funny about having mental disabilities. I've volunteered for the Special Olympics and I believe it's one of the most noble causes currently in effect.[/B] If you have to justify it with saying, "Oh, but don't worry guys, it's all cool 'cuz I work with them and I volunteer for the Special Olympics and stuff..." it isn't funny, or dirty, it's dumb. Dumb as hell. But anyways, why doesn't Mexico ever win gold in the Olympics? Because anyone who can run, jump, or swim is already over here.

[WolfTsunade]

This is a very bad joke I heard: Why do you boil water when a baby is being born? So if the baby is born dead, you can make soup. DISGUSTING!

[Reality_is_a_Dream]

[Jeff777]

What do you call a bunch of white guys sitting on a bench? The NBA.

[Jeff777]

What do you call the moisture between two white trash people having sex? Relative humidity.

[Bearsy]

If you have to justify it with saying, "Oh, but don't worry guys, it's all cool 'cuz I work with them and I volunteer for the Special Olympics and stuff..." it isn't funny, or dirty, it's dumb. Dumb as hell. I wasn't trying to justify it. I just didn't want people to jump on my dick just cause I told a potentially offensive joke.

[Sandform]

And I hate to use this more than once in under an hour but...

[Catbus]

Possibly my favorite black joke. So a black dude and a white chick are dancing a club right? She's all grinding up on him and stuff. Then they decide to head back to her place. She stops him on the sidewalk and says, "I can't wait anymore, I need to see if what they say about black guys is true." So he stabbed her in the stomach and stole her purse