Spitting in the face of God.

**Bearsy** · 11-20-2008 01:15 AM

I'm thinking of going fishing tomorrow. I am fully aware that the temperature is below freezing but I don't give a fuck. My chances of actually catching a fish are at about 1 percent but I don't give a fuck about that either. I am going fishing in an act of defiance to god. He shall look down upon me and see a man that pays no attention to what the seasons deem the current appropriate outdoor activity. I am free. I may be dumb, cold, and hungry later tonight, but nobody will stop me. If you wish to witness my performance art piece I will be under the 1st Street bridge downtown tomorrow after 2pm. If you want to walk down and ask me if I'm catching anything, please do. I'll have a cold one for ya.

**Kushna Mufeed** · 11-20-2008 04:19 AM

Do you really have nothing better to do than challenge fate in an uncomfortable manner.

But if you're going on that note, why not defy God by wearing winter gear in the summer?

**Techno** · 11-20-2008 04:23 AM

Originally Posted by Kushna Mufeed

But if you're going on that note, why not defy God by wearing winter gear in the summer?

It would be unfashionable, good sir. We atheists have a sense of style.

**Bearsy** · 11-20-2008 04:41 AM

That and I don't even wear winter gear in the winter.
Being quite chubby and also from a family that is very hot blooded(we sweat a LOT) I don't do anything warmer than hoodie.
I'd rather be too cold and shivering than too hot and sweating all over everywhere.

**Bearsy** · 11-21-2008 04:25 AM

Ended up not going because of some vital things missing.

Like a fishing pole or tackle.

My brother apparently borrowed my stuff and went drinking and fishing with some buddies a few months ago(shows how much I fish) and got chased by cops so they had to ditch everything.

Thanks for letting me know, asshole.