Have you ever been chased by a dog?

**Dreamhope11** · 11-23-2008 12:03 PM

So i was walking home (as you do) And was about to head up this dark alley to reach my house, as i was about half way i heard a wierd noise and turned around, and to my horror there was a horrible looking big dog, i turned around and started to walk away quite fast, then i turned and saw the dog give chase, fearing it might be rabid i legged it, i could actually hear the dog panting and it was so close to bitting my ankle, this dog wanted to bite me, i was thinking whether i should turn around suddenely and kick it around the face, i chickened out and just ran to my house, there are about 30 steps up to my front door so i ran up 3 steps at a time, my hands where shaky becuase of the adreneline and i was finding it ver hard to get the dam key in the door. Seriously as soon as i slammed the door behind me the dog was right there, if i was a couple of seconds slower it would have bittten me, it was looking through the cat flap so i locked it. It headed off down the stairs and had a crap at the bottom stair!!! WTF

**Kushna Mufeed** · 11-23-2008 12:26 PM

Never ever run AWAY from a dog. It's the stupidest thing you can do because it WILL chase you. If anything, run AT it.

**Wolfsbane** · 11-23-2008 12:56 PM

Originally Posted by Dreamhope11

And was about to head up this dark alley

What part of that sounded like a good idea?

Originally Posted by Dreamhope11

It headed off down the stairs and had a crap at the bottom stair!!! WTF

lolz. it added insult to injury.

At least you got away safely. I've never been chased by one, but one knocked me over when I was 6. I have no fuckin clue why, but my friend's (big) golden lab just randomly decided to charge at me and jump. It's not like I had anything tasty in my pockets. From then on, I hated that thing. I was a little bit glad when he died. After that happened, my dad asked if I knew that you're supposed to turn sideways so they can't take you down.

Run at it? Never thought of that. Makes sense, though. When you're on a motorcycle, you're supposed to slow down when you see an approaching dog. When it gets closer to you, speed off. That's what the booklet said, anyway. Thankfully I've never had that problem.

**Dreamhope11** · 11-23-2008 01:14 PM

I have no choice to go up the alley because it's the only way to get to my house, and because it's winter it gets dark early so it's all dark D:

**Marvo** · 11-23-2008 01:37 PM

If it's a big black void, how could you even see the dog? I think you're insane mister.

**Dreamhope11** · 11-23-2008 02:10 PM

Originally Posted by Marvo

If it's a big black void, how could you even see the dog? I think you're insane mister.

Because the entrance to the alley has a streetlamp by it, which shines orangey, about half way up it gets darker and darker untill you get near the exit, most of it has trees and bushes around it.

**Marvo** · 11-23-2008 03:19 PM

Oh, so you were lying in the other posts? Lying on the internet is a serious offence.

**Dreamhope11** · 11-23-2008 03:48 PM

Oh come on lol, do you want me to make a nice picture with stick people and diagrams, the alley is dark and thats that!

Apart from the entrance =p

**Marvo** · 11-23-2008 04:00 PM

You can't draw a stickman on a black background, since all stickmen are black.

**Dreamhope11** · 11-23-2008 04:37 PM

Originally Posted by Marvo

You can't draw a stickman on a black background, since all stickmen are black.

Yellow stickman?

**mini0991** · 11-23-2008 05:05 PM

I got chased by my neighbor's dogs, actually deliberately so they'd stop attacking my mother who went to put them back in the yard as a kind gesture. They knocked down my mother and started attacking her. I got them to run after me instead and I bolted for my fenced-in yard. My successful plan was to clear the stone wall at my other neighbor's house that the dogs couldn't jump over. When I got in the fence, they just jumped a lot at it and that gave my mother time to get in the house.

I was so infuriated I wanted those dogs put down and the neighbors sued, but my parents "didn't want to start trouble."

**panta-rei** · 11-23-2008 05:18 PM

I wasn't really chased by a dog, but one tried to attack me... I was in a park near my house, and a dog come out of nowhere. It was just standing there, looking at me. I bent down and tried to be eye level with it. I tried to tempt it over toward me. Instead it bared its teeth and ran at me. I didn't jump up and run, instead I grabbed its front legs and flipped it. It made the high pitched sound that dogs make, and ran off...

**Dizko** · 11-23-2008 05:54 PM

Originally Posted by Marvo

You can't draw a stickman on a black background, since all stickmen are black.

**Snooze** · 11-23-2008 05:58 PM

no they r blue and green

**Marvo** · 11-23-2008 06:25 PM

Originally Posted by Dizko

Pfft, you just took a picture of a stickman and inverted it in MSPaint.

**Hera** · 11-23-2008 06:57 PM

I was bitten by a dog
I was at this b-day party at this restraunt, and there were these dogs just roming around. Every one had been playing with them so I thought it be cool to pet it and you know generally be nice to the dam thing. So as I was giving the demond dog strokes it got this werid look in it's eye so I was like "Okay. . . nice doggy I pushed it away and it just grabbed my right wrist. (found out I have a very girly scream) so I turned away and kicked it. So now I have lovely scars on my wrist . . .

**kichu** · 11-23-2008 08:29 PM

Originally Posted by Marvo

You can't draw a stickman on a black background, since all stickmen are black.

Originally Posted by Dizko

Pffffttt.......you guys are retards.

**Wolfsbane** · 11-23-2008 08:52 PM

Originally Posted by Marvo

Oh, so you were lying in the other posts? Lying on the internet is a serious offence.

Uh, yeah... I'm a 16-year-old blond supermodel, and I fix cars in my spare time... I'm definitely not a creepy old man who still lives in his parent's basement...

**Dizko** · 11-23-2008 08:54 PM

Originally Posted by kichu

Pffffttt.......you guys are retards.

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