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    1. 12-10-2008 06:41 AM #26
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      I liked these ones.

      Chuck Norris has a lot of respect for Bruce Lee...because he survived.

      Chuck Norris doesn't "keep it real." Reality keeps itself Chuck Norris.

      Chuck Norris runs with scissors because only he can.

      You know the story of "Around the World in 80 days"? Chuck Norris went around the world 80 times in one day. Barefoot.

      A tribe of forest elves lives in Chuck Norris' beard. They don't make cookies. Only wuss elves make cookies. These elves make plutonium.

      God said let there be light Chuck Norris said say please!

      Chuck norris boils water with sheer rage.

      Chuck Norris can slam a revolving door.

      Chuck Norris once counted to ifinity. Twice.

      When Chuck Norris goes to out to eat, he orders a whole chicken, but he only eats its soul.

      Godzilla is a Japanese rendition of Chuck Norris' first visit to Tokyo.

      "Sweating bullets" is literally what happens when Chuck Norris gets too hot.

      When Arnold says the line "I'll be back" in the first Terminator movie it is implied that is he going to ask Chuck Norris for help.

      Chuck Norris once rode a bull, and nine months later it had a calf.

      >_> Oh Chuck Norris what a man.
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    2. 12-11-2008 03:23 PM #27
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      chuck norris is so norris he killed the dancing banana and then allowed it to come back...
      War never solved anything... except slavery, oppression, genocide, communism, fascism, and nazism
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    3. 12-11-2008 07:19 PM #28
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      Quote Originally Posted by aorozco View Post
      chuck norris is so norris he killed the dancing banana and then allowed it to come back...
      haha, cute
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    4. 12-11-2008 07:27 PM #29
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      i know...

      lol

      Fool me once, shame on you. Fool Chuck Norris once and he will roundhouse you in the face.

      Contrary to popular belief, America is not a democracy, it is a Chucktatorship.

      when chuck norris falls in water he doesn't get wet, water gets chuck norriss... lol
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      When Arnold says the line "I'll be back" in the first Terminator movie it is implied that is he going to ask Chuck Norris for help.
      OMG, Brandon Heat, where'd you find this one?? This one stood out above all the others, it's got that *shock* humor.

      I couldn't stop ROFLing.
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    6. 12-11-2008 11:10 PM #31
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      Chuck Norris destroyed the periodic table, because he only recognizes the element of surprise.
      Bollocks.
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      ok, now you guys are just regurgitating stuff you found on the web. I know, I've read them all, lol. people, please!!

      all right, you know what, fine.

      this thread is now titled "Make your own or post your favorite Chuck Norris facts!"

      Here~is an original one, foos - Chuck Norris took on the McDonald's "Super Size Me" diet. Not only did he lose weight as a result, but developed immunity to AIDS.

      His blood is currently being examined to engineer a vaccine.
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    8. 12-12-2008 12:18 AM #33
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      fine!!!

      you tried to party with chuck norris but chuck norris doesn't party. the party chuck norris's..

      that was lame...
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    9. 12-12-2008 12:21 AM #34
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      Quote Originally Posted by aorozco View Post
      fine!!!

      you tried to party with chuck norris but chuck norris doesn't party. the party chuck norris's..

      that was lame...
      it was better than ur last one, ana
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      ur face!!!lol

      chuck norris doesn't talk smack he roundhouse kicks it in the jaw...
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      Quote Originally Posted by aorozco View Post
      ur face!!!lol

      chuck norris doesn't talk smack he roundhouse kicks it in the jaw...
      better! at least you got a hang of the whole roundhouse kick thing, that one's pretty popular
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      lol. i know... lol
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      Chuck Norris don't dance, 'cause when he kicks, someone's going down.

      They wanted to put Chuck Norris in SNK vs. Everyone, but he would win even the 1-vs-everyone-else matches in the beta test.

      The first extra-atmospheric lauch was achieved when Chuck Norris kicked a football.
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    14. 12-15-2008 11:55 AM #39
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      Chuck Norris once peed in a cup the urine had a heavenly glow hence the nickname "Jesus Juice."
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      it is illegal in 26 states for chuck noriss to donate sperm on the basis that the sperm would over run the egg and little chuck noriss's would spread across the globe like wild fire...
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      A giant meteor didn't kill off the dinosaurs... Chuck Norris did.
      Bollocks.
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      chuck norris is so smooth, he raped delphinus, and delphinus only now realised it...
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      Damn it aorozco!!!

      Most countries take on Capitolism, Socialism, or Communism... But the whole world belongs to ChuckNorrism.
      Bollocks.
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      Quote Originally Posted by Delphinus View Post
      Damn it aorozco!!!

      Most countries take on Capitolism, Socialism, or Communism... But the whole world belongs to ChuckNorrism.
      lmao. wow, i really am just gonna get you bad... lol

      uuummm.... chuck norris once shot a shadow and it died... (gay)

      who killed JFK? chuck norris knows but he's not telling.... hehe
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      Chuck Norris is so almighty, that he raped aorozco... From a thousand miles away.
      Bollocks.
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      win is made of chuck norris.
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      lol

      Interplanetary travel is possible... Chuck Norris can jump from earth to the edge of the universe, and back.
      Bollocks.
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      Quote Originally Posted by Delphinus View Post
      Chuck Norris is so almighty, that he raped aorozco... From a thousand miles away.
      lmao
      oh crap... did he use protection? lol
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      Doesn't matter, Chucks "seed" accidentally round-house kicks all eggs.

      Chuck Norris can't take a bus... If anyone bumps him, they get thrown out of the bus...
      Bollocks.
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      and now to revive this baby *cracks knuckles*

      which came first thee chicken or the egg? it doesn't matter, chuck norris rounhouse kicked both of them in the face!
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