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    1. 12-03-2008 07:06 PM #1
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      ~Make your own Chuck Norris facts!!~

      I don't think this has been done before, but if it has, who cares, we'll build on this one A lightbulb seriously just went off in my head a minute ago, and I thought "this is a perfect idea for a thread!"

      Obviously, I go first, so let's go!! ^_^

      "Folgers in his cup is NOT Chuck Norris' best part of waking up"
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    2. 12-03-2008 10:18 PM #2
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      The only physical evidence for Chuck Norris is his fist in your face,
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    3. 12-03-2008 10:33 PM #3
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      Chuck Norris jokes haven't been funny for 3 years.

      As soon as Carson Daly used them on his show they were declared officially dead.

      By the time Mike Hucakbee used them in political ads, their corpse was exhumed for a criminal investigation to prove they were dead.
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    4. 12-03-2008 10:46 PM #4
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      You don't understand, Chuck norris himself approves of jokes about him, and Chuck Norris has the final say on everything.
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    5. 12-03-2008 11:47 PM #5
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      Quote Originally Posted by Elis D. View Post
      Chuck Norris facts have been funny forever.
      fixed.
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    6. 12-04-2008 01:16 AM #6
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      Quote Originally Posted by poog View Post
      fixed.
      lol!!!!!
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    7. 12-04-2008 01:25 AM #7
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      Lol!!!!
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    8. 12-04-2008 08:51 PM #8
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      ~Bump~ but not without another couple CN facts

      Chuck Norris once stole the Flash's powers, but it made no difference in his performance, because he is already omnipresent.

      God did not cause the Red Sea to split for Moses, Chuck Norris was underground playing a poker game and lost. Actually, that was a lie, Chuck Norris never loses at poker.
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    9. 12-05-2008 11:44 PM #9
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    10. 12-06-2008 01:37 AM #10
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      Chuck Norris's finest hour was getting his ass handed to him by Bruce Lee.

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    11. 12-06-2008 04:13 AM #11
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    12. 12-06-2008 10:06 PM #12
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      Chuck Norris is so Chuck Norris that whenever he Chuck Norris's he will inevitably Chuck Norris.
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      Quote Originally Posted by Oneironaut View Post
      Chuck Norris's finest hour was getting his ass handed to him by Bruce Lee.

      Darn... Beat me to it, I was gonna make a comment about that.
      Bollocks.
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      Three things in this world don't exist: a free lunch, the easter bunny, and a fight not won by Chuck Norris. (except Bruce Lee vs Chuck Norris, that was freaking awesome)
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    15. 12-10-2008 06:41 AM #15
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      I liked these ones.

      Chuck Norris has a lot of respect for Bruce Lee...because he survived.

      Chuck Norris doesn't "keep it real." Reality keeps itself Chuck Norris.

      Chuck Norris runs with scissors because only he can.

      You know the story of "Around the World in 80 days"? Chuck Norris went around the world 80 times in one day. Barefoot.

      A tribe of forest elves lives in Chuck Norris' beard. They don't make cookies. Only wuss elves make cookies. These elves make plutonium.

      God said let there be light Chuck Norris said say please!

      Chuck norris boils water with sheer rage.

      Chuck Norris can slam a revolving door.

      Chuck Norris once counted to ifinity. Twice.

      When Chuck Norris goes to out to eat, he orders a whole chicken, but he only eats its soul.

      Godzilla is a Japanese rendition of Chuck Norris' first visit to Tokyo.

      "Sweating bullets" is literally what happens when Chuck Norris gets too hot.

      When Arnold says the line "I'll be back" in the first Terminator movie it is implied that is he going to ask Chuck Norris for help.

      Chuck Norris once rode a bull, and nine months later it had a calf.

      >_> Oh Chuck Norris what a man.
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      chuck norris is so norris he killed the dancing banana and then allowed it to come back...
      War never solved anything... except slavery, oppression, genocide, communism, fascism, and nazism
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      The reason people don't like questioning their beliefs is because it threatens their inner security. People have a habit of looking for what only comforts them.
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    17. 12-11-2008 07:19 PM #17
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      Quote Originally Posted by aorozco View Post
      chuck norris is so norris he killed the dancing banana and then allowed it to come back...
      haha, cute
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      i know...

      lol

      Fool me once, shame on you. Fool Chuck Norris once and he will roundhouse you in the face.

      Contrary to popular belief, America is not a democracy, it is a Chucktatorship.

      when chuck norris falls in water he doesn't get wet, water gets chuck norriss... lol
      War never solved anything... except slavery, oppression, genocide, communism, fascism, and nazism
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      When Arnold says the line "I'll be back" in the first Terminator movie it is implied that is he going to ask Chuck Norris for help.
      OMG, Brandon Heat, where'd you find this one?? This one stood out above all the others, it's got that *shock* humor.

      I couldn't stop ROFLing.
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    20. 12-11-2008 11:10 PM #20
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      Chuck Norris destroyed the periodic table, because he only recognizes the element of surprise.
      Bollocks.
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