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    1. 12-03-2008 07:06 PM #1
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      ~Make your own Chuck Norris facts!!~

      I don't think this has been done before, but if it has, who cares, we'll build on this one A lightbulb seriously just went off in my head a minute ago, and I thought "this is a perfect idea for a thread!"

      Obviously, I go first, so let's go!! ^_^

      "Folgers in his cup is NOT Chuck Norris' best part of waking up"
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    2. 12-03-2008 10:18 PM #2
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      The only physical evidence for Chuck Norris is his fist in your face,
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    3. 12-03-2008 10:33 PM #3
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      Chuck Norris jokes haven't been funny for 3 years.

      As soon as Carson Daly used them on his show they were declared officially dead.

      By the time Mike Hucakbee used them in political ads, their corpse was exhumed for a criminal investigation to prove they were dead.
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    4. 12-03-2008 10:46 PM #4
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      You don't understand, Chuck norris himself approves of jokes about him, and Chuck Norris has the final say on everything.
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    5. 12-03-2008 11:47 PM #5
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      Quote Originally Posted by Elis D. View Post
      Chuck Norris facts have been funny forever.
      fixed.
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    6. 12-04-2008 01:16 AM #6
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      Quote Originally Posted by poog View Post
      fixed.
      lol!!!!!
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    7. 12-04-2008 01:25 AM #7
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      Lol!!!!
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    8. 12-04-2008 01:44 AM #8
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      People shouldn't accept blood donations from Chuck Norris, because his blood cells will roundhouse kick the crap out of the receiver's original cells, leading to a slow painful death. Still, nobody ever has the guts to say 'no' to him.
      - Are you an idiot?
      - No sir, I'm a dreamer.
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    9. 12-04-2008 01:47 AM #9
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      Heehee.

      Chuck Norris is so amazing, he can have a beard.

      Hey guys, I'm back. Feels good man
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    10. 12-04-2008 04:45 AM #10
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      Chuck Norris is so awesome, that Chuck Norris facts were cool again before they went out of fashion.

      If Chuck Norris fought a completely intangible ghost, he could still roundhouse kick it to death.

      Chuck Norris likes his fights the same way he likes his chili: Enough kick to destroy a pepper field.

      If Chuck Norris fought Chuck Norris, he'd win. Both sides of the fight.
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    11. 12-04-2008 05:15 AM #11
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      God didn't rest on the seventh day, Chuck Norris just kicked the fuck out of him untill he was knocked unconcious.
      You do this every fucking time.
      No sweat.
      No tears.
      No guilt.
      You do this every fucking time.

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    12. 12-04-2008 05:32 AM #12
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      God made the world in 6 days; Chuck Norris remade it in 1.

      Moses stole credit for Chuck Norris kicking the Red Sea in half.

      Did you hear the news? Dark Energy is actually excess Awesome from Chuck Norris that one universe can't handle.
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    13. 12-04-2008 06:55 AM #13
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      I knew a bunch of you guys out there had these cooking in ya!

      Keep going!!
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    14. 12-04-2008 06:58 AM #14
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      Quote Originally Posted by Scatterbrain View Post
      People shouldn't accept blood donations from Chuck Norris, because his blood cells will roundhouse kick the crap out of the receiver's original cells, leading to a slow painful death. Still, nobody ever has the guts to say 'no' to him.
      Quote Originally Posted by JET73L View Post
      God made the world in 6 days; Chuck Norris remade it in 1.
      These two did it for me
      Last edited by AirRick101; 12-04-2008 at 07:10 AM.
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    15. 12-04-2008 08:51 PM #15
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      ~Bump~ but not without another couple CN facts

      Chuck Norris once stole the Flash's powers, but it made no difference in his performance, because he is already omnipresent.

      God did not cause the Red Sea to split for Moses, Chuck Norris was underground playing a poker game and lost. Actually, that was a lie, Chuck Norris never loses at poker.
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    16. 12-05-2008 11:44 PM #16
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      Chuck Norris's finest hour was getting his ass handed to him by Bruce Lee.

      http://i.imgur.com/Ke7qCcF.jpg
      (Or see the very best of my journal entries @ dreamwalkerchronicles.blogspot)
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    18. 12-06-2008 04:13 AM #18
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      Lol,

      CHUCk GOT PWNED

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      Chuck Norris is so Chuck Norris that whenever he Chuck Norris's he will inevitably Chuck Norris.
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      Quote Originally Posted by Oneironaut View Post
      Chuck Norris's finest hour was getting his ass handed to him by Bruce Lee.

      Darn... Beat me to it, I was gonna make a comment about that.
      Bollocks.
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    21. 12-08-2008 07:36 AM #21
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      Three things in this world don't exist: a free lunch, the easter bunny, and a fight not won by Chuck Norris. (except Bruce Lee vs Chuck Norris, that was freaking awesome)
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    22. 12-08-2008 10:30 PM #22
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      Chuck Norris always rings the door bell, if his knuckles make contact with doors, the door flies off its hinges.
      Bollocks.
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      Chuck Norris can steal the wallet from a ninja... after said ninja swallowed it for safe keeping.
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      Nice!

      When Chuck Norris gets the sun in his eyes, he doesn't put on sunglasses, He just scares the sun away.
      Bollocks.
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      Quote Originally Posted by Delphinus View Post
      Nice!

      When Chuck Norris gets the sun in his eyes, he doesn't put on sunglasses, He just scares the sun away.
      haha, nice

      Quote Originally Posted by xXSomeGuyXx View Post
      The second one sucked.
      no, it didn't. now shut up, foo, and contribute, lol.


      Chuck Norris's piss is currently being auctioned as the most efficient gas for commercial airliners.
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