Pants

**A Lost Soul** · 01-02-2004 07:15 AM

While hyped up on caffeine one night, my friends and I discovered how much more amusing movies are when you take lines and replace key words with "pants". For instance, take the Star Wars movies (you know, the good ones...):

"I find your lack of pants disturbing."
"These aren't the pants you're looking for."
"There is no try, there is only pants."

And so on...
Discuss.

**YULAW** · 01-02-2004 07:21 AM

Bawhahahahaha!!! thats hilarious Lost Soul.

I got one famous line this is funny.

AL Pacino Scar Face---- Say Hello To My Little Pants!!

**A Lost Soul** · 01-02-2004 07:36 AM

That's the spirit!

I didn't even have to alter this one:
From Kentucky Fried Movie: "I'm not wearing any pants. Film at eleven."

Edit: Another one from the same movie (thought not pants-related): "The popcorn you're eating has been pissed in. Film at eleven."

**A Lost Soul** · 01-02-2004 07:38 AM

One more and then it's someone else's turn:

From The Matrix: "Unfortunately no one can be told what the pants is, you have to see it for yourself."

**jacobo** · 01-02-2004 07:40 AM

my friends and i have a similar thing... sort of. we watch a debate with the sound off... we'll either say what we think they're debating or we'll turn on some music. you'd be surprised how many times the lyrics coincide with their mouths.... its funny as all hell. it helps if you're intoxicated on something.

**jacobo** · 01-02-2004 07:41 AM

the godfather: Some day, and that day may never come, I will call upon you to do a service for me. But uh, until that day, accept these pants as a gift on my daughter's wedding day

**A Lost Soul** · 01-02-2004 07:47 AM

Beautiful!

Fight Club: "I am Jack's raging pants."

**Lowercase Society** · 01-02-2004 10:30 PM

haha, pants, how bored are you guys...i bet i could get even more bored...

I know I must sound opinionated, maybe biased and quite possible jades. But sooner than later they’ll be throwing quarters to you on stage.[/b]

**nightowl** · 01-03-2004 06:23 AM

Im just going to do titles

Lord of the Rings: Return of the Pants!

Star Wars:Attack of the Pants!

The League of Extraodinary Pants

Bad Pants

The Last Pants

**A Lost Soul** · 01-03-2004 09:34 AM

Originally posted by nightowl
The League of Extraordinary Pants

Wow. Not sure why, but that particular one made me laugh so hard that now my tummy hurts.

And yes, I was extremely bored. That's when I usually start feeling attacks of randomocity.

**Lowercase Society** · 01-03-2004 02:26 PM

Dont worry, i could tell. VERY easily

Blessed is she who clearly sees the wood for the trees.
To obtain a ‘bird’s eye’ is to turn a blizzard into a breeze.[/b]

**A Lost Soul** · 01-05-2004 01:49 AM

The Isle of Doctor Pants

My little sister is reading the book. The original, that is, not the pants version.

**redneck** · 01-05-2004 04:03 AM

Here are some pants movies:
Star Trek II The Wrath of Pants
Cheech and Chong's Up In Pants
Monty Python and the Holy Pants (hey I have some of those)
Star Trek III The Search for Pants
Blazzin' Pants
Star Trek VI The Undiscovered Pants

Famous Movie Lines:
Frankly Scarlet, I don't give a pants.
But Miss Scarlet, I don't know nuttin 'bout birthin' no pants
Well ya nearly parted muh pants with that one pilgrim, har har har
Go ahead, make my pants
That uppity n@gg#r done hit me in the pants with a shovel. I wish you could find it in your heart to hang him up by his pants until he was dead.
Damnit Jim, I'm a doctor, not a pair of pants.
Spock, how can you be deaf with pants like that?
Warp pants, Mr. Scott
Who's that there? Must be a king. Why? He hasn't got pants all over him.
Its pants, Jim, but not as we know it.
Beam us pants, Scotty
Relax Taggart, its just a man and his pants being hung.
Pants on you, I'm workin' fer Mel Brooks.
We are the knights who saaayyyy.....PANTS
You must cut down the mightiest pants in the forest with...(scary music)..a herring.

**nerve** · 01-05-2004 04:10 AM

XD!!! Monty Python and the Search for the Holy Grail!

**jacobo** · 01-05-2004 04:14 AM

we are no longer the knights who say "neep." we are now the knights who say "icki icki icki icki patan gaip boing."

**nerve** · 01-05-2004 04:18 AM

it's NI, not neep.

**jacobo** · 01-05-2004 04:23 AM

ohhh sorry queen of the python. i don't have the super-delux, special edition, double disk dvd with subtitles.

**redneck** · 01-05-2004 04:29 AM

Originally posted by Paperdoll EP
XD!!! Monty Python and the Search for the Holy Grail!

Its one of my all time favorites. In college we would put the movie in and act out the scenes in someone's living room. This being done after a six pack or three.

**nerve** · 01-05-2004 04:30 AM

I do.

**YULAW** · 01-05-2004 05:10 AM

Got another for ya,

A Few Good Men (Jack Nickelson) "You want the Pants! You can't handle the Pants!"

A Lost Soul Your New Avatar is Great! I like that one alot