Thread: make up a limerick about the person above you.

pretty simple. it can reflect what you think of them or you can be randonly silly. the possibilities are endless!

eg.

There once was a guy named "Jeff"
Who dated a girl who was deaf.
but then one day
he told her he was gay.
And she hooked him a hard left.

There once was a guy named "Rob"
Who was in love with a guy named Bob
Bob took out his willy, Rob sucked it quite silly
And they were joined by another man named Todd

I think this was started somewhere else before (because I've seen it) but it might have gotten buried. Nice bringing it back though.

Poor Ranma, truly, I tell you
One day a woman tried to sell you
Some bacon and eggs
But you them broke her legs
And now she sells Mountain Dew

Your rhyming sucks quit right now
Go out on stage and take a bow
The jig is up, the game is done
This thread has room for 1 number 1
His name is Jeff, I tell you quite true
He's better than ranma, and better than you.

A dreamer one six eight.
A good man when on a date
She asked for a kiss
He kindly dismissed
And decided being gay was fate!

Delphinus was never a quiet guy,
sadly this is where his life went awry,
He saw a hot lady, and opened his mouth,
Instead of words there came only his tongue,
and from there things just went south.

nice one Sandform

Sandform is quite odd.
He thinks himself a trolling god
Little does he know
Trolls all must go!
What a silly sod.

Bit of a stretch...

The poster above is naughtier than most,
With mischief out the wazoo and a tendency to boast.
Once in a fit of mindless boredom and unsound logic,
They trolled a forum ruled by wizards and hobbits.
Now their account is banned and they are, essentially, toast.

I should probably save that for the next alt, really...

Originally Posted by Sandform

Delphinus was never a quiet guy,
sadly this is where his life went awry,
He saw a hot lady, and opened his mouth,
Instead of words there came only his tongue,
and from there things just went south.

lmao

Sandform is lacking the knowledge,
He obviously missed out on college,
So give up the gimmick
Write a real limerick
Or I'll sit you down and turn up the wattage!




Seriously though, it's AABBA.

Originally Posted by CoLd BlooDed

lmao

Sandform is lacking the knowledge,
He obviously missed out on college,
So give up the gimmick
Write a real limerick
Or I'll sit you down and turn up the wattage!




Seriously though, it's AABBA.

There once was a guy named after a plant,
He lived in the cold north and was no sycophant.
His hair was wild, and his hat was hard,
He could do quite a lot, he even guitar'd.
He's now living happily off a government grant.