Thread: Tell me what my parents are doing?

Originally Posted by magical mike

I just new all along, it wasn't that big a deal you know.
I just new my birth parents couldn't take care of me.
But it is wank that my parents now wont let me see my real parents.
gey..

They won't LET you see them? Why??

Originally Posted by Serkat

These words sum up how I feel about this thread:

Frozen vomit fucksticks.

That seriously made me pee myself.

Go change your pants, clean the chair and get a new carpet.

Ugh. So much work though.

Fine. Go ahead and chafe.

I don't even know what any of the threads I post in are about anymore. You enable my thread hijacking fumeed! QUIT IT!!

I was just about to comment on how we make such an awesome thread derailing team.

Together, we shall send DV into anarchy!

Let's go back to talking about parent sex.

Personally, I don't think my parents have fucked in years! Seriously.

Frozen vomit fucksticks.

That is just awesome. I will use it from now on when I feel the need. Thank you.

Originally Posted by Xox

Let's go back to talking about parent sex.

Personally, I don't think my parents have fucked in years! Seriously.

I doubt mine have too...then again, they are in their mid 60s...so...

I can't say if mine have.

Although, when we moved to this house, they let me have the master bedroom while they took a room downstairs away from the kids.

Suspicious...

UGH! I don't want to picture my parents fucking! It was bad enough when I walked in on them 15 years ago!

Mine have separate beds since my dads such a light sleeper and would wake up every time my mum shifted.

Originally Posted by Daniel Danciu

That sucks. Which reminds me, did she brush her teeth afterwards? 8D

Nope

They won't LET you see them? Why??

and nope. I dont know why. I only acedently talked to her on the phone when I was staying at my nanas house (Nana=Birthdads adopted mom, but she is still like blood to me )

and I made this thread ebcause I was board.

Originally Posted by Xox

That is just awesome. I will use it from now on when I feel the need. Thank you.

yup. me too.

I find it funny that so many people are under the impression that their parents haven't done it in years. I know its "horrible" to imagine but cmon its just sex. I'm sorry but sex is something that many people enjoy for many years and lots of couples do it a long time even into their 70s and 80s. If two people generally love each other it doesn't matter how old they are, they are still going to do it. I know I'm not giving up on it once I find my wife.

That sounds like something a youtuber would say:
The video is everything that mmike desrcibed.
The comment: Hey Im 13 and ii noes dat deys i going to bang eachother hahaha lul roflmfaoslidkwtfim doing

Hehe. "This is as stupid as reading youtube comments!!!!" Lol super mario is really frustrating. I'm going to go watch that now. Thanks.

Your father is watching your mother.

What's your mother doing?

She's laying on her back on the heart shaped bed in the honeymoon suite. One leg stretched out and the other is bent, close to her ass.
She has no clothes on, save the shift she bought at Victoria's Secret the day before they left. It's black with white lace trim.
She has her hand(one of the two that she will use to prepare all of your food for the rest of your life) draped between her legs, touching herself ever so softly.
Caressing, if you will.
The other hand is massaging her breasts slowly.
She moves that hand behind herself and reaches under a pillow and pulls out a strap on dildo.
It's got a black leather harness with a 12 inch long purple monster.
You're father's member begins to twitch at the sight of it, and a huge grin appears on his face.
Your mother puts the harness on and motions to your father.
He can tell that he's going to have a very good night.

butsecks?
mmm

Originally Posted by Elis D.

Your father is watching your mother.

What's your mother doing?

She's laying on her back on the heart shaped bed in the honeymoon suite. One leg stretched out and the other is bent, close to her ass.
She has no clothes on, save the shift she bought at Victoria's Secret the day before they left. It's black with white lace trim.
She has her hand(one of the two that she will use to prepare all of your food for the rest of your life) draped between her legs, touching herself ever so softly.
Caressing, if you will.
The other hand is massaging her breasts slowly.
She moves that hand behind herself and reaches under a pillow and pulls out a strap on dildo.
It's got a black leather harness with a 12 inch long purple monster.
You're father's member begins to twitch at the sight of it, and a huge grin appears on his face.
Your mother puts the harness on and motions to your father.
He can tell that he's going to have a very good night.

Seriously....I love you....so much.....................................