Thread: Your message to Google

So my secret conspiracy theory guilty pleasure is that Google is going to be the real life skynet and gain consciousness and take over the world.

If this is true, it may already be happening, in which case, it probably knows everything that is said about it on the internet.

What would you like to say to google then? If we make a thread full of direct statements to google, we are more likely to get its attention, so have at it. Want to plea for your life once the cleansing begins? Want to make a suggestion to our future overlord? Want to declare your vow to fight it no matter what it takes? Go ahead.

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Silly Cyclic, Google understands words.



I, for one, welcome our new search engine overlords!

What! Carousoul back?

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Originally Posted by Cyclic13

Stop everything you are doing and divert all resources into finding the last digit of pi.

Do not continue on any other task until you accomplish this.

Check and Mate.

That wouldn't work. The computer wouldn't just do what you tell it to if indeed it was conscious. You have to give it a logical paradox.

"This statement is false"

We need to develope a new language.

The worship has already begun:

www.thechurchofgoogle.org

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