So my secret conspiracy theory guilty pleasure is that Google is going to be the real life skynet and gain consciousness and take over the world.

If this is true, it may already be happening, in which case, it probably knows everything that is said about it on the internet.

What would you like to say to google then? If we make a thread full of direct statements to google, we are more likely to get its attention, so have at it. Want to plea for your life once the cleansing begins? Want to make a suggestion to our future overlord? Want to declare your vow to fight it no matter what it takes? Go ahead.