meetballs

**[SomeGuy]** · 02-17-2009 01:22 AM

I
want you to
write a story
about
meetballs.

The new official spelling is "meetballs". Get it right. I'll assign points based on the story's content, grammar, spelling, relation to the topic, and humor. You may write more than one story.

If you misspell meetballs, you lose five points.

If you are Delphinus and you write the story, you get an added ten points.

Go.

**Goldney** · 02-17-2009 01:26 AM

**[SomeGuy]** · 02-17-2009 01:28 AM

lul clud

**IndigoGhost** · 02-17-2009 01:28 AM

Once i a meatball by mistake, and it hurt.

**Catbus** · 02-17-2009 01:29 AM

The journey from cow to meetball is a long and intense one. From the beginning of the cow's life it is predetermined that said cow will one day be processed into meetballs. The "meetballing" process is really quite intriguing, it begins with the cow being dropped into a giant grinder, or "meetball grounder" as it is often referred to in the meetball industry. Once the cow is dropped into the "meetball grounder" it will begin to squirm, however that does not last long because within 12 seconds the cow isn't visible any more. Now that the cow has been ground, it has to be balled. The ground cow is now put through a special device called a, you guessed it, "meetballer." The meetballer uses advanced meetballing technology to form 400 3cm in diameter spheres of ground cow. Once the cow is properly balled, the meetballs enter a large oven in which they are thoroughly cooked. After cooking, the meetballs are packaged and shipped across the country, to be enjoyed by everyone from fidgety four-year-olds to seasoned spiced beef connoisseurs.

**[SomeGuy]** · 02-17-2009 01:39 AM

Originally Posted by CatBus

The journey from cow to meetball is a long and intense one. From the beginning of the cow's life it is predetermined that said cow will one day be processed into meetballs. The "meetballing" process is really quite intriguing, it begins with the cow being dropped into a giant grinder, or "meetball grounder" as it is often referred to in the meetball industry. Once the cow is dropped into the "meetball grounder" it will begin to squirm, however that does not last long because within 12 seconds the cow isn't visible any more. Now that the cow has been ground, it has to be balled. The ground cow is now put through a special device called a, you guessed it, "meetballer." The meetballer uses advanced meetballing technology to form 400 3cm in diameter spheres of ground cow. Once the cow is properly balled, the meetballs enter a large oven in which they are thoroughly cooked. After cooking, the meetballs are packaged and shipped across the country, to be enjoyed by everyone from fidgety four-year-olds to seasoned spiced beef connoisseurs.

I assign 20 points to this man.

CatBus - 20
Goldney- 05

**Goldney** · 02-17-2009 01:42 AM

Cool, I got 5 points.

**IndigoGhost** · 02-17-2009 02:26 AM

Where the hell is my points!

**[SomeGuy]** · 02-17-2009 03:16 AM

You don't get points because that wasn't a. funny or b. a story. And quit it with all them "emoticon" thingiemabobers.

**tkdyo** · 02-17-2009 03:19 AM

so one day there was a sad lonely guy, and his friend suggested he go to a party to get out and meet peope. "you mean a meet ball?" he said sarcastically. His friend then proceeded to slap him and tell him to NEVER use that pun again.