Thread: Random Facts

Dreams of falling represent anxiety in your waking life.

Dreams of losing teeth represent a need for change.

Dreams of getting your scrotum caught in a belt sander are terrifying and I do not wish them on anybody.

The giraffe is the only other animal that masturbates.

In 1953, 'Milton' was the most popular name for men and women.

A thin layer of guacamole was originally used as a finish on handicrafts up until the '70's.

There is a tribe in Africa that never cuts the umbilical cord.

People with thumbs can masturbate.

Napoleon Bonaparte was so short people often thought he wasn't around and assumed he was sleeping. This is why today we call a short sleep: sleeping shortly or closing your eyes like the short people.

The Jersey Devil is not a devil. It's an extra-planer demon with level ten Torch of Heaven ultimate flame skills.

Sonny Crockett was the first to use the Bowie knife. HE carved S.C. + D.B. on a weeping willow. To this day nobody knows he was gay for David Bowie.

Sally from the Peanuts comic strip was based on Shirley MacLaine's character in the movie Willow. And not the other way around.

Drugs is pronounced drugs in American-English. But drogs in English-English.

I have a blister on my left foot. It will be gone in seven days. It takes seven days for Samara to concoct the potion that provides for the smallpox virus epidemic that plagues the heroes of the Ring movies.MacGuyver dies in Season 4.

Lucy Liu was never a robot but she played several on t.v. and a cyborg in a sexy digicam movie found on the internet.

Vampires cannot urinate despite how much they want to. Nor can they poop or have gay sex. But people can have gay sex on them.

The original Our Gang cast was actually played by the aliens from the Roswell crash. All except for Buckwheat. That was really a negro child. And the Target dog was really the Target dog.

Penicillin should not go up your urethra. It is best taken as a suppository.

The "van" in Camper Van Beethoven was named after the character of Van on t.v.'s Reba. And not the other way around.

Christy's Cabaret, a gentleman's lounge and all-you-can-eat pizza smorgasbord!, can be found in all 50 States of the Union, Puerto Rico, and France's North American Territorial Collectivity of Saint Pierre and Miquelon. Lap dances aren't all you can eat, however.

Air is a fluid.

People are notified of flatulence as fast as the speed of sound.

Licking a stamp leads to the consumption of 1/10 of a calorie.

A snail can sleep for three years.

A cat can be either right-pawed or left-pawed.

I love this thread.

Travel by wheelbarrow is the third-most popular form of transportation in Serbia, after pogo-sticking and Yugo-pushing.

Butter is illegal in 17 states.

There are approximately 1700 synonyms in the Chinese language to describe "money". Coincidentally, there are no synonyms for "love".

The average human sheds six pounds of dead skin every day.

It is rare that a tiny snake will crawl up your nose while you're asleep, but it's not impossible.

It's impossible to be sad while petting a puppy.

Yoga experts, known as Yogis, are able to lower their pulse at will, raise their body temperature to over one hundred degrees, and steal pick-a-nick baskets without being seen.

A bear cannot see you if you stand directly in front of its babies.

It's surprisingly difficult to pilot a helicopter.

Pteradactyls got their name from the Latin ptera ("flying") and dactyl ("giant pteradactyl").

no-name got raped by ChanServ in IRC last night.

There is an island near Fiji on which only 24.5 people live. They worship a certain species of snail and believe the world ends approximately 30 yards out from shore. It is against their religion to count.

Wanted always comes back.

Church's Chicken is secretly a terrorist organization with ties to Osama Bin Laden. If you go in and order a Number 43 with a Biscuit and Extra Sauce, they'll give you a Tech 9.

War Inc.

Lol, I like the Howdy Doody thing.

Polls have shown that 100% of all people participate in polls.

Rhode Island has secret plans of seceding from the United States and taking over China.

Jesus laid more than 300 eggs in his life. 78 of them are in the Southern Baptist Museum in Bude, Mississippi.

The other Jesus eggs hatched, and little Jesuses ran out and formed a tribe in Brazil.

God got the idea of making tornadoes look like penises while watching Beavis and Butthead.

War is fake, like wrestling.

Elvis and Tupac are really alive, and Bill O'Reilly has been dead for ten years.

It is common for dogs to rape their owners in the mouth when they are passed out drunk.

LSD causes 98% of its users to become Protestants.

On average 73% of people who read this thread develop aids.

On average, RooJ is a woman with two sets of legs.

Sperm whales are born utterly devoid of VTOL capabilities.

The world record for memorizing digits of pi was set on March 16, 2007 by a tape recorder.

Some olympic athletes are faster than minibikes.

A lousy place to look up original material for the internet is the internet.

If you catch a leprechaun, they are forced by Leprechaun code to show you where their gold is.

If you catch Kirk Cameron, he is forced by the Cameron Clause to not appear in films for seven years.

I have not been able to catch Kirk Cameron.

Another straight to DVD Left Behind is in the works.

If Kirk Cameron stumped somebody in a religious debate, it happened in a movie written by holy rollers.

these facts are mindblowing!

Originally Posted by Elis D.

War Inc.

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The washing machine was named after its inventor, George Washington.

The convection oven was named after its inventor, Henry Oven.

The blender was named after its inventor, Dr. Johnson.

Nearly everyone has eaten a spider in their sleep.

Nearly every spider has eaten someone in their sleep.

There are 51 states in the United States. Puerto Rico once borrowed Wisconsin's leaf blower and never returned it, so the other states say there are only 50 as a sort of punishment.

Reality didn't exist before Bill Gates. 98 collapsed the wave function.

The odds of your eardrum collapsing due to wear and tear are only about 1 in 3, provided you don't hear too many things.

1/10 of all bisexuals are attracted to people of the same sex.