The Unforgiven

**Tyler** · 05-09-2009 03:16 AM

You've all heard that song The Unforgiven by Metallica, right?
Of course you have, it's a great song, by a great band.
But did you know that this very song is pure evil??
Yes, it's true. Recently it's been drawn to my attention that The Unforgiven has exactly 666 notes. O.O
Satan's number. There is a reason it is called The Unforgiven. If you've ever listened to this song, I suggest that you go get saved immediately, because you are doomed to burn in hell for all of eternity. And where will Metallica be? Down in hell laughing at you.
I suspect that the Knights In Satan's Service, otherwise known as Kiss, wrote the song and gave it to Metallica, pulling them over to Satan's side.
It is no longer a mystery why I have always felt like commiting a heinous crime like stealing candy from a young child, or murder after listening to this song.
My cats (who are very sensitive to negative vibes by the way) ran up to the stereo hissing everytime The Unforgiven started to play, I just thought they were country music cats.
The song is very well protected though, upon pouring Holy Water on the CD, nothing happened.

**oniman7** · 05-10-2009 05:56 AM

No. If any song were to have anything evil, it would be Highway to Hell.

**grasshoppa** · 05-10-2009 06:09 AM

666 has ties with the #23. It is not satanic though.

**Man of Steel** · 05-10-2009 06:34 AM

I prefer the movie of the same name.

Clint Eastwood killing people; you just can't beat it.

**Tyler** · 05-11-2009 01:11 AM

666 isn't satanic?
I thought it was in the bible that it was the mark of the beast...the devil's number....
the bible couldn't be wrong could it?

**tash** · 05-11-2009 05:54 AM

o no

**Jeff777** · 05-11-2009 05:59 AM

Originally Posted by grasshoppa

666 has ties with the #23. It is not satanic though.

So...Michael Jordan was the anti-christ?

**Tyler** · 05-11-2009 10:47 PM

oh my jebus....
Michael Jordan....
Satan's basketball player...

**Man of Steel** · 05-12-2009 08:33 AM

Oniman7, your avatar/sig combo kick major ass.

I'm posting here, but I'm not happy about it.

**Sentaku** · 05-12-2009 10:41 AM

Originally Posted by Fableflame

the bible couldn't be wrong could it?

Haha, silly Christians...

**oniman7** · 05-12-2009 09:09 PM

Originally Posted by Man of Steel

Oniman7, your avatar/sig combo kick major ass.

I'm posting here, but I'm not happy about it.

Thanks. I like yours, with the guy from Shaun of the Dead (he was in Star Trek, too.) Is this thread supposed to be a joke, or do you, FableFlame, actually believe this bs?