Thread: Fuck Axe Shower Gel

It sucks when you get this stuff in your eyes. Though, I'm an idiot for rubbing my eyes before rinsing it all off....

All this shower talk makes me want to shower.

I love showers. Especialy those 3-5 hours after when you feel super clean. Those are great.

I only ever used Axe bodyspray whenever I smoked pot at school, just because it was about the only smell that overpowered that of the weed.

In turn, whenever anybody smelled Axe on me...

Is Axe the American version of Lynx?

I think it's probably the other way around, but yeah.

Axe used to be really popular in intermediate school, for some reason. I remember the guys used to spray that stuff so friggin' much. They used to carry it around in their pockets.. It's so overpowering. I think it smells bad, way too heavy, but know plenty of girls who think it's great..

That sucks. My mom just bought me one of those Axe Variety pack things from Sam's Club. I think it might have the same crap that made your junk tingle and burn. I'm sort of worried about using it. Oh well, we'll have to see how it works out tonight...

Turns out I've been using Axe shower gel for the last three months... LOL. Whatever, it was for christmas and it doesn't burn my penis.

Win-win!

Alright, I totally know what you mean now man. It's the new Axe shower gel that's called something like "Shock". Its smell is like "Sea mint" or something like that. Yeah, it feels exactly like icy/hot if you get it on your penis.

To be honest, I prefer Africa than all the others

My Husband used Axe body wash the night of 02/25. Soon after his skin started burning and itching horribly! 02/26 he had to go to the clinic due to his skin being inflamed, itching, burning and swelling from his head to his feet. Doctor diagnosed it as an allergic reaction from the Axe soap. 3 days later I had to bring him to the ER because the same symptoms came back worst! He was in alot of pain could not barley sit walk or lay down!The ER diagnosed him the same, prescribed him medication and gave him letter to bring his job to take the next day off to recover. We contacted Unilever an told them what happened, they asked for the product back, we sent it in and sent us a claim form. We filled medical release out along with the hospital bill. In which the bills amounted to over $5000 but insurance covered about half. They sent a letter back saying they would only pay $X not nearly enough to cover the bills. They are basically brushing us off and want him to sign a release! I have read on the internet the horror stories of people that went through basically the same thing after they used this body wash. He is back at the doctors office again today for the same injuries and his skin is getting worse! He never had any health problems and was in excellent health until using Unilever's product. Go to the FB page called Axeburnedmyskin