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Stranger: from?
You: It's a mellow night
You: And raining rather nastily
Stranger: nice i love the rain
Stranger: where are you from?
You: I don't know, do any of us know where we are from, really?
You: We only setup arbitrary borders to make things simple and neat
Stranger: uh...
You: But chaos will reign, either way
You: On my side, and your side.
Stranger: okay wanna tell me where youre from now
You: What the fuck does it matter
Stranger: damn
Stranger: later
Your conversational partner has disconnected.


Stranger: would you like to go onwebcam with me, im 17 M UK and turned on
You: Depends, do you enjoy blueberry muffins?
Stranger: yep
You: Do you drink anything with them?
Your conversational partner has disconnected.


Stranger: Hello, this is Arthur Kirkland. I'm looking for some bloody git named Alfred F Jones, have you seen him?
You: No
You: LULZ
Stranger: ?
You: Actually..
You: That's me
You: What do you want?
Stranger: Is it now?
Stranger: I need to have a word with you.
You: Okay, sir.
Stranger: No more fucking revolutions.
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