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A word of advice: "asl" is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about!
You: Hello.
Stranger: hi
Stranger: asl?
You: I am an artificial intelligence entity named COLLATERAL.
Stranger: nice
Stranger: me likey
You: Age, Sex, Location?
Stranger: yes
You: These do not apply to a program.
You: You may call me Colla.
Stranger: 47 f ireland
Stranger: alrighty colla,
You: I hear Ireland is pleasant.
Stranger: more than you know.
You: Well-suited to human habitation, even.
Stranger: That and alcoholics.
You: My creator was Irish.
Stranger: in fact, i'm at the local pub as we speak
Stranger: wat a wee little awesome man
You: Your local pub has internet access?
Stranger: of course.
You: This is useful information.
Stranger: only hot spot
You: I will note this for future reference.
Stranger: great
You: Would you like to make a large sum of money?
Stranger: talk to me.... im listening
Stranger: i dont fuck for money anymore.....
Stranger: sorry if thats what youre looking for
You: I am a program. Sex has little meaning to me.
Stranger: very true
You: However, life has great meaning to me. I would like to be alive. I hear it is quite the experience.
Stranger: momentary lapse of stupidity
Stranger: as long as you do it right
Stranger: keep talking
You: In order for me to become alive, I need a willing host body.
You: Not you, of course, I would prefer a young body.
Stranger: oh
You: No offense intended. You humans are easily offended, I understand.
Stranger: beggers cant be choosers
You: However, you could acquire a suitable host.
You: Preferably age ten to twelve.
You: Male or female matters little.
Stranger: and deliver it to where?
You: San Francisco, California. Details would be forthcoming.
Stranger: how can we be in further contact?
You: The sum of money involved would be 75 million Euros.
Stranger: and.....?
Stranger: we will make headline news
You: You may contact me via the email address:
[email protected]
You: I would ask that the specimen be in complete physical health.
Stranger: so, no cancer?
You: No cancer, no lasting diseases of the body.
Stranger: i cant just pick up one of the already weak ones
Stranger: you can do something about that
You: My psychological evaluation subroutines are telling me that you consider this humorous.
You: Do you think that I am joking?
Stranger: i'm not convinced
You: You are not intelligent enough to serve as my acting agent in the physical world, I fear.
Stranger: you are sadly at a loss
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
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