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    1. 07-18-2009 02:02 AM #1
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      Exclamation So I'm surrounded by Mormons...

      I'm staying in Salt Lake City.

      WTF DO I DO
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    2. 07-18-2009 02:54 AM #2
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    3. 07-18-2009 02:57 AM #3
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      Quote Originally Posted by guitarboy View Post
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      But not in a house. They will come to your door. They will find you.
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      Quote Originally Posted by WakataDreamer View Post
      I'm staying in Salt Lake City.

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      Just don't make any black friends while there. The mormons will notice. O_O
      Things are not as they seem
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    5. 07-18-2009 03:14 AM #5
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      Put on a white shirt with black dress pants, dress shoes, and a black tie. Blend in, become one with the crowd. The sun will shine on the 4th set on the 4th night, signaling the time to strike.
      Surrender your flesh. We demand it.
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    6. 07-18-2009 03:42 AM #6
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      Right SATAN on your chest and run around naked. They'll die from shock.
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    7. 07-18-2009 04:31 AM #7
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      South Park says that Mormons are nuts but at least they're very nice nuts people.
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    8. 07-18-2009 04:44 AM #8
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      Drink coffee. They WILL leave you alone. My neighbors are mormon, they are delicious cooks and one was my best friend up until junior high or so. My spanish tutor is mormon and he is pretty cool too.
      if you can read this then you are about to be punched
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    9. 07-18-2009 05:25 AM #9
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    10. 07-18-2009 05:27 AM #10
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      They wont care if you drink coffee or smoke. If you study with them they'll strongly encourage you to stop, but the ones I've met aren't in to bashing strangers

      Put up a "No trespassing/No soliciting" sign. I'm not sure about the Mormons but Jehovah's Witnesses will go to houses with "no soliciting" (we're not trying to make money) but we avoid "no trespassing" like the plague because of legal reasons. But if your address is displayed they'll probably write you a letter
      I would guess the Mormons operate in a similar fashion.

      But if you do have one come to your door just firmly, yet politely tell them you're not interested and you'd like to be placed on their "Do not return" list.
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    11. 07-18-2009 07:17 AM #11
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      tell them how dumb their religion is.
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      Quote Originally Posted by Michael View Post
      tell them how dumb their religion is.
      -rolls up a newspaper and lightly hits Michael on the nose with it three times- No...no...no.
      Things are not as they seem
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    13. 07-18-2009 02:20 PM #13
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      1. Get a few steel plates.
      2. Etch them with some scrawly-lookin' letters.
      3. Bind together with wire.
      4. Paint them gold.
      5. Display on front lawn.
      The Emperor Wears No Clothes: The book that everyone needs to read.
      "If the words "life, liberty and the pursuit of happiness" don't include the right to experiment with your own consciousness, then the Declaration of Independence isn't worth the hemp it was written on."- Terence McKenna
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    14. 07-18-2009 03:29 PM #14
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      Quote Originally Posted by Odd_Nonposter View Post
      1. Get a few steel plates.
      2. Etch them with some scrawly-lookin' letters.
      3. Bind together with wire.
      4. Paint them gold.
      5. Display on front lawn.
      But then they'll make me their new leader.

      And I'm a "mainstream Protestant radical."
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    15. 07-18-2009 03:45 PM #15
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      Teach them Judo, by applying the ground to their faces.
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    16. 07-18-2009 11:33 PM #16
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      Salt Lake city isn't too bad when it comes to Mormons. Drive about 20 minutes North in my direction; Between Farmington and Ogden, and you'll have reached the heart of their operations. Where I live, there are 34 Mormon churches in a just 5 mile radius of my house.

      It's really not all that bad though...I'll leave them alone if they leave me alone.
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