When you come over to visit my dad and I let you use my computer...

[Bearsy]

DON'T FUCKING ASH ON MY KEYBOARD! I hate having to clean out my keyboard when my dad's friends come over and I let them use my computer. Every fucking time there's an entire cigarettes worth of ash on and around my keyboard and desk.

[khh]

I guess you should tell them that smoking indoors is unacceptable.

[PrettyWitchy]

Next time that happens and you see them about to ash on your keyboard, sneak up behind them and scream "BRAAAAAGA ARGHH!" at the top of your lungs and watch them inhale the cigarette and the ash, then ask them how they like it, and calmly tell them as they are trying to hack up the cigarette that you don't like the ash on your keyboard just as much as they don't like it in their throat and lungs.

[Dizko]

Someones speaking from experience.

[PrettyWitchy]

Someones speaking from experience. Hehe. It actually was an accident, but they never somked at the table, let alone inside ever again.

[DarkLucideity]

Next time that happens and you see them about to ash on your keyboard, sneak up behind them and scream "BRAAAAAGA ARGHH!" at the top of your lungs and watch them inhale the cigarette and the ash, then ask them how they like it, and calmly tell them as they are trying to hack up the cigarette that you don't like the ash on your keyboard just as much as they don't like it in their throat and lungs. hahahahahaha

[PrettyWitchy]

I love how we posted at the same time. I wonder how many seconds apart they are?

[Universal Mind]

Sorry, Elis. I'll try harder.

[Sentaku]

I have a better idea... When they are about to ash on your keyboard take the lit cigarette and push the lit end into his forehead =]

[Michael]

everytime i turn my keyboard upside down, about 10 steaks, 3 lbs of bud, 2 oz of ashes, and 2gs of dried jizz fall out... sometimes even a hooker. beat that.

[PrettyWitchy]

Wow.