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08-02-2009 10:37 PM #1never better Achievements:
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When you come over to visit my dad and I let you use my computer...
DON'T FUCKING ASH ON MY KEYBOARD!
I hate having to clean out my keyboard when my dad's friends come over and I let them use my computer.
Every fucking time there's an entire cigarettes worth of ash on and around my keyboard and desk.
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08-02-2009 10:40 PM #2Remember Achievements:
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April Ryan is my friend,
Every sorrow she can mend.
When i visit her dark realm,
Does it simply overwhelm.
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08-02-2009 10:43 PM #3Luna the Lykoi
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Next time that happens and you see them about to ash on your keyboard, sneak up behind them and scream "BRAAAAAGA ARGHH!" at the top of your lungs and watch them inhale the cigarette and the ash, then ask them how they like it, and calmly tell them as they are trying to hack up the cigarette that you don't like the ash on your keyboard just as much as they don't like it in their throat and lungs.
I has a stick, and I'm gonna reach right out and touch you with it!
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08-02-2009 11:12 PM #4Yay Avatar working
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Someones speaking from experience.
Free DreamJournal Program ~ Thanks Banhurt
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08-02-2009 11:14 PM #5Luna the Lykoi
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Hehe. It actually was an accident, but they never somked at the table, let alone inside ever again.
Originally Posted by Dizko
I has a stick, and I'm gonna reach right out and touch you with it!
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08-02-2009 11:14 PM #6Member
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hahahahahaha Originally Posted by PrettyWitchy
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08-02-2009 11:28 PM #7Luna the Lykoi
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I love how we posted at the same time. I wonder how many seconds apart they are?
I has a stick, and I'm gonna reach right out and touch you with it!
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08-03-2009 03:13 AM #8Consciousness Itself
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Sorry, Elis. I'll try harder.
You are dreaming right now.
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08-04-2009 03:59 AM #9
I have a better idea...
When they are about to ash on your keyboard take the lit cigarette and push the lit end into his forehead =]!
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08-04-2009 04:53 AM #10Designated Cyberpunk Achievements:
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So they actually use your keyboard as an ashtray?
Surrender your flesh. We demand it.
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08-04-2009 05:14 AM #11never better Achievements:
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No, they just don't care where the ash falls... and because they're typing with a cig in their hand it just happens.
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08-04-2009 05:35 AM #12... Achievements:
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everytime i turn my keyboard upside down, about 10 steaks, 3 lbs of bud, 2 oz of ashes, and 2gs of dried jizz fall out... sometimes even a hooker.
beat that.
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08-04-2009 06:12 AM #13Luna the Lykoi
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Wow.
I has a stick, and I'm gonna reach right out and touch you with it!
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