Thread: Wtf is she trying to say?

"i think that we should make um a perfect pesticide for the crops, but, um, is good for people, and healthy, and keeps the crops preserved too because we need the food because it's food and stuff, and organic food is good also."

Did you miss the part where she said " The east is for slavery, and has slaves. The west is a union and we need to grow our own stuff ( or something like that )"

I stopped watching after 1 minute. That's just too embarassing.

If I was there I wouldn't say anything because I wouldn't be able to decide between yelling "SHUT THE FUCK UP" or bursting into laughter.

I'm not sure if this or Ms. Teen USA is better.

If I were there, I'd stand up and do the slow clapping thing as the rest of the crowd slowly joins in. Like those dramatic sequences when the protagonist has either accomplished something great or narrowly missed accomplishing something great.

I wonder if they have a techno remix of this yet...

EDIT: damnit, I'll have to settle for playing the video along with techno

Originally Posted by hellohihello

Did you miss the part where she said " The east is for slavery, and has slaves. The west is a union and we need to grow our own stuff ( or something like that )"

Damn east coast people and their slavery.

"On the east coast they have slaves, and they believe in slavery, and made in china, but, um, on the west coast, the new west coast, we don't believe in that, we believe in the union, and that's what we are."

Just noticed this and LOLed, "But you can grow every kind of fruit and vegetable you want. That's how they do it. They have fruit trees and vegetable trees. That's where fruit and vegetable comes from."

Nice liberal education. I wonder where she works. She's shown a lack of understanding for the basic concepts of pretty much every profession. Law, business, science, food, politics, history, logic, anything related to putting sentences together.

I couldn't watch it without laughing, and then at the end I broke into violent laughter. The speech is one thing, but the very end is the best part

Ms South Carolina just got caught up in her question, this girl is just not smart.

I got about 50 seconds in before I was too embarrassed for her to continue watching. God, that was painful....

Did any of you guys find her point in that mess?

Originally Posted by [SomeGuy]

Did any of you guys find her point in that mess?

I think she wants magic to make everything better.

Quite possibly.

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Food is free...so we should uhm, sell it.

Maybe its just me... but that sounds like someone just dubbed over the clip and tried making it sound as if someone legitimately sounded stupid...

"We can be rich, and cotton.."

I was just waiting to hear "and The Iraq".

"And we can make things! We can make things cars. The machine... can make it for us. And we can have the community and the city and San Francisco, and we can make things, and put them in the stores."

Economics 101.

Originally Posted by Phrisco

Lmfao. Painful.

I gotta say the best part about this thread was the second post, which caused me to go find the full Pulp Fiction scene and watch about 10 times in a row. Lol.

"Say what again! SAY. WHAT. AGAIN! I dare you! I double dare you, motherfucker, say what one more goddamn time!!"

Lol. One of the best scenes ever.

Okay I have translated her speech into english. It wasn't easy.



1. The crops currently growing in the area are doing so in a very satisfactory fashion, however due to pestiside poisoning it may be in the interest of the people to think about coming up with the 'perfect pestiside'. This perfect pestiside must not only be safe, it will also have to be health promoting, even 'good' for human consumtion.

2. This Perfect Pestiside is nessecary because the people need food, because the food, is infact food. Before I leave this point, I would like to point out that organic food is good also.

3. The hearer should be aware that the business of the Downtown area must lower their rent prices, because if they did so, they would be
able to have their own business; the materials and skills to do so are present. Infact - one could say they are experts at it.


Based on my last points, I will say that we could really be a community and as a communtiy we could sell in our stores that which we create.
As the 'dudes' say, it could be a 'California Thing'. From this, we could be rich and cotton.

4. Mining metals and silkworms is no easy task, but we could make things with the produce, such as cars. Infact - scrap my last point, the machine
will make it all for us. All hail the machine!

5. The east cost is populated with slaves, and they beleive in slavery and they also beleive in 'Made in China' - Damn commies.
We believe in the union, and that is whatwe are.

6. Bush is fantastic, and so was his administration - and he gives money to small businesses...just wanted to say that.

7. Moving on, did you know you can grow every type of fruit you want? Thats right. You can also grow every type of vegetable you want! But wait! Theres more! We have fruit and vegetable trees. No more messing around with the vines and vineyards, no more poking around in the dirt - get everything you want from this tree. Worried about perishing fruit? Well worry no more! Simply freeze the fruit and veg, and it will last FOREVER!
(In might go bad after a while but...anyway...)

8. On a side note - we live in califronia people, it is our home, where we live.

9. Growing food is SO GOOD, because it is free! Thats right, free!
All you have to pay, is the farmer bills.
..and the land.
Which brings me to my last point - why DO we have to pay for the land? It is free. A person cannot just OWN the land can they?

10. Anyway. The food is free! Which is why we should sell it at the farmers market. Dumb farmers wont know a thing.

She is saying we can make things cars and vegetable trees and sell free stuff on new land.

I want to add that I think there is nothing sexier than a major air-head. I really want to have that woman over some time.

Originally Posted by Universal Mind

She is saying we can make things cars and vegetable trees and sell free stuff on new land.

I want to add that I think there is nothing sexier than a major air-head. I really want to have that woman over some time.

"sleeping with me will save the environment! do you want puppies and kittens to die?!"

Originally Posted by DarkLucideity

"sleeping with me will save the environment! do you want puppies and kittens to die?!"

I think it would work.