Why do I love my girlfriend?

[Robot_Butler]

I was trying on new board shorts the other day, and asked if she liked them. She glanced down and casually replied, "They kind of make you look like a mummy. Or, maybe a tornado." Correct answer! I'm going to wear them every damn day for the rest of my life. Mummy tornado shorts!!

[Hollings]

i cant even imagine shorts that make the wearer look like a mummy, tornado, or both... good luck with those

[Robot_Butler]

Hard to imagine, I know. It is like somebody telling you that your new shoes make you look like a Tyrannosaurus Rex, or a Laser Beam.

[DarkLucideity]

Hard to imagine, I know. It is like somebody telling you that your new shoes make you look like a Tyrannosaurus Rex, or a Laser Beam. I lol'd

[Man of Steel]

Dude, you have an amazing girlfriend. This is going to be my Robot_Butler quote of the month.

[Robot_Butler]

I've worn these shorts the the gym a few times this week. I'm surprised that nobody else has commented. Maybe they're not as superpowered as I thought.