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    1. 08-25-2009 01:55 AM #1
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      There is a fucking ant crawling up the back of my thigh and maybe into my shorts

      What the fuck do I do, Dreamviews?
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      I murdered someone, there was bloody everywhere. On the walls, on my hands. The air smelled metallic, like iron. My mouth... tasted metallic, like iron. The floor was metallic, probably iron
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    2. 08-25-2009 01:57 AM #2
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      you flick it off of you, and make a thread on DV for attention, and hopes of making other people smile/laugh.
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    3. 08-25-2009 01:59 AM #3
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      No, I'm pretty sure it's still there. I've tried flicking it off three times now.
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      Quote Originally Posted by OldSparta
      I murdered someone, there was bloody everywhere. On the walls, on my hands. The air smelled metallic, like iron. My mouth... tasted metallic, like iron. The floor was metallic, probably iron
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    4. 08-25-2009 02:00 AM #4
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      Then it's going for your GENITALIA!!!!!!!
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    5. 08-25-2009 02:01 AM #5
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      1- Initiate death ray.
      2- Aim carefully.
      3- Profit.
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      A quick shower in Raid should help.


      White girl, you can ask her what the dick be like
      And monster madness doing drive-bys on a fuckin fixie bike
      Fuck it moron, snortin oxycontin, wearin cotton,
      Oxymoron like buff faggots playin sissy dykes
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    7. 08-25-2009 02:05 AM #7
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      Invader, where can I get a death ray? Does it come in a death-to-ants-and-not-skin variety?

      Help me, DV, it's getting dark. :<
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      Quote Originally Posted by OldSparta
      I murdered someone, there was bloody everywhere. On the walls, on my hands. The air smelled metallic, like iron. My mouth... tasted metallic, like iron. The floor was metallic, probably iron
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    8. 08-25-2009 02:05 AM #8
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      Quote Originally Posted by Abra View Post
      What the fuck do I do, Dreamviews?
      Your life might be in danger, post a picture of the ant, without taking it off your thigh, of course. The shorts will probably need to go, though.
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    9. 08-25-2009 02:06 AM #9
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      Ask it the meaning of life. It's answer should have something to do with crawling on you.
      Things are not as they seem
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    10. 08-25-2009 02:07 AM #10
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      Becareful it doesn't go anywhere near the nono's...... then all hope is lost.
      if you can read this then you are about to be punched
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    11. 08-25-2009 02:12 AM #11
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      It said the meaning of life is not to take Raid showers. Now I am left both enlightened and confused, but still ant-thighed.
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      Quote Originally Posted by OldSparta
      I murdered someone, there was bloody everywhere. On the walls, on my hands. The air smelled metallic, like iron. My mouth... tasted metallic, like iron. The floor was metallic, probably iron
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    12. 08-25-2009 02:28 AM #12
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      wtf? when did you become a DG abra?


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      I ♥ DREAMVIEWS. I always have, and I always will. There is nothing else to it.
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    13. 08-25-2009 02:33 AM #13
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      Quote Originally Posted by Abra View Post
      It said the meaning of life is not to take Raid showers. Now I am left both enlightened and confused, but still ant-thighed.
      It talks!? Now I am certain, your life is most certainly in danger, now it is too late, however. You should have listened to me. Now rest, Abra, there is nothing you can do. No, seriously, ABRA, use REST!
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