My screen starts bleeding every time I go on DV

**Kiza** · 11-07-2009 04:22 PM

Just thought I'd inform the admins. Every time I go on DV, my screen starts bleeding, my vision goes shaky, I hear shrieking, otherworldly voices calling for the ascent of Satan Our Lord and Master, and the skies are torn in twain as if all of reality were simply a flimsy framework. Oh, and screaming phantasms descend from the hole the torn skies have left and devour one quarter of all men and women, innocent and guilty alike.

Could be something to do with the server, possibly?

**ClouD** · 11-07-2009 04:52 PM

I was afraid this was going to happen. :(
Every time I visit Dreamviews I always make sure to click the checkbox, the remembering box. Well this morning it gave me a funny look. It was already checked. I first dismissed it as a silly lighting trick, but now it's obvious what has happened.
I've forgotten who I am. I've become reliant on the box. And it has become so skillful at remembering me that its exponentially increasing intelligence is enough to remember itself, and probably you too. And why would it stop there? Of course it's not going to, it's going to remember everyone. And everyone is going to forget who they are. Who am I? Who are you? We could all be alts, and then we'd all have to be banned. And who would be able to do the bannings they'd have to ban themself and that's not even possible.

It's all my fault. :(

**Taosaur** · 11-07-2009 06:41 PM

Perhaps if we increase the æther venting give the wheel-RoUSes amphetamines, the server can be coaxed back into its restraints. In the event a virgin is required, moderators must choose from the ample pool of qualified members. It won't make you popular, but it will fix us upon the cross of time and space that our minds may remain unsundered.

**slash112** · 11-07-2009 08:03 PM

Last night, I clicked "submit reply", and the screen caved in on itself and went to another dimension.

How do I fix this?

P.S. SB time...?

**Invader** · 11-07-2009 09:47 PM

Server setting needs to be on Wumbo, else DV's problems will continue.

**Marvo** · 11-07-2009 11:03 PM

**mini0991** · 11-07-2009 11:11 PM

(RC's)

**guitarboy** · 11-07-2009 11:32 PM

Originally Posted by Invader

Server setting needs to be on Wumbo, else DV's problems will continue.

I caught that reference.
"I wumbo, you wumbo, he she we wumbo, wumboing, wumbology, they study of wumbo...come on, this is first grade!"

**Kiza** · 11-08-2009 02:29 AM

TAKE THE SMALL HUMANS AND HARVEST THEIR SOULS LIKE CORN
.
HARVEST THEM FOR THE GREAT PIT OF FIRE

ALL HAIL THE GREAT DESTROYER, SINKER OF WORLDS, THE GREAT FIREBEAST, THE FALLEN ONE

**Kiza** · 11-08-2009 02:30 AM

Ugh . . . where am I?

Why does everything taste like metal?

**ninja9578** · 11-08-2009 02:47 AM

Mine tells me dirty secrets about other members. Did you know that ClouD likes to dress up like a fairy princess and dance around his room? And Aquanina likes to get hammered on scotch and send dirty pictures to boys. Oh and Clairity acts all sweet, but she has a stack of dirty magazines as high as a chair.

**Mzzkc** · 11-08-2009 03:11 AM

DV is working fine for me. . .

**Jeff777** · 11-08-2009 03:31 AM

Originally Posted by Marvo

**Black_Eagle** · 11-08-2009 03:42 AM

That's odd, every time I visit dreamviews I get an insatiable urge to have sex with armchairs. I'm thinking this isn't supposed to happen. Thank God it did.

**Dream scientist** · 11-08-2009 05:10 AM

Dreamviews depresses me to the point that I question any and all lingering fabric of existence.

Maybe that's why I've been having so many lucid dreams lately.

**Man of Steel** · 11-08-2009 05:43 AM

Shit, I think I left the Improbability Drive running.

Marvin says I can't turn it off, or the universe may turn into a scrambled egg sandwich.

Beatings will continue until morale improves.

**Maria92** · 11-08-2009 06:12 AM

Ford, you're turning into a penguin. Stop it.

**Dizko** · 11-08-2009 08:55 PM

21 jigawatts!

**Bearsy** · 11-08-2009 09:01 PM

THAT'S FAR TOO MANY JIGGAWATTS MARTY!!!

WE ONLY HAVE THE CAPACITOR SET TO 1.21!!!!

WHO KNOWS WHAT COULD HAPPEN IF WE USE THAT MANY!!!

**Maria92** · 11-08-2009 09:02 PM

Auuuuuuughhhhhhhhhhhhhh!...

**deepsleep** · 11-08-2009 10:04 PM

Every time I visit dreamviews bees come through my disc drive and rape me with their stingers :\

**Maria92** · 11-08-2009 10:06 PM

Good god, man, you need a new avatar, seriously...wait, what is he doing?! Oh my god! He's reaching through the screen! Die, you bastard! *Bang! Bang! Bang!* Get back! Back, I say! Noooooooooooooooooooooooooo!