Thread: Rock Paper Scissors

Peter is unable to kill when he encounters the cast of Dawson's Creek.

Snake eats WB Frog so WB goes away, canceling Dawson's creek in the process

Truck makes roadkill of snake.

Steamroller makes roadkill of Truck.

angry worker sabotages the steamroller, making it explode.

He is hypnotized into calming down

Hypnotism goes wrong and he thinks he's a chicken now.

So, he still calmed down

Fox eats chicken

You see any chickens sabotaging machinery lately?

Tidal wave takes down all chickens and machinery

Massive wall blocks tidal wave

Budget cuts cause wall to be unfinished

Disregard for mounting national debt mean the end of budget cuts, once and for all.



Skip to 1:31...that's where my picture is.

disregarding the mounting debt cancells out the actual mounting debt, so we all have to start over

Mammoths come out from hiding and threaten primitive man with stompage.

cavemen invent spear, thus owning the mammoths

Primitive man encounters life threatening viruses in their food which threatens to wiipe them out with disease.

Guess what? Fire cooks food and kills virus at same time.

Fire extinguishers are invented by primitive man, killing fire.

*NOOOOO!!!! xD *



Aliens appear and cause nuclear explosion in the vicinity - destroying everything in the area.

Will Smith gets rid of all the aliens before that can happen.

Spoiler for Holy crap, arms *drool*:

Damn, this game was fun.

Before the mods infract me with necroposting, I'm bumping with relevant content. Long live the game!

Sniper takes out Will Smith

I was awoken from the dead

napalm kills it with fire



this place is....different.

Originally Posted by Mario92

Before the mods infract me with necroposting, I'm bumping with relevant content. Long live the game!

Actually, I almost necro'd this thread, just before I came back on staff. I'd decided against it, though. Thanks for doing it.


Invisible Woman contains napalm blast in a force field.