Kangaroo Jack met Lumberjack Carl, and off into the woods they went. *SUGGESTIVENESS* But instead of doing that dirty dirty thing you all think is going on in this story, they actually didn't exist long before this story begun.

Hey there, I'm *DOCTOR* Vincent Crowe, and I am here to show you the wonderful world of disintergitnivecognitive state. I wrote a book. The book is unrelated, and probably has nothing to do with this particular thing.

What I have managed to do is create the least funny thread on SB. We will use the waste materials of this thread as a submerged vehicular device of sorts to contact the Martians under the sea, from Georgia.

Ribbly Flabbly Goo!