lame or did not know thy rule: He who must not be named, or We do not speak.
Leo Leo Leo shhhhhhh
Is it a pre-requisite to have to get shot at least once, in order to become a rapper?
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lame or did not know thy rule: He who must not be named, or We do not speak.
Leo Leo Leo shhhhhhh
Is it a pre-requisite to have to get shot at least once, in order to become a rapper?
Because those chocolate chips were in the cookie.
Why is the world round?
More importantly, what makes it go round and round?
The lack of an ironing board big enough to iron all the wrinkles out if it ever got deflated.
Who invented socks?
someone with cold feet/
:hrm:sock theme occurring here.Quote:
Originally Posted by Man of Steel
Why do we drive on parkways and park in driveways?
Because you don't have a garage.Quote:
Originally Posted by Infinityecho
What is the equation which relates the height of the ceiling and the horizontal distance from your eyes to the edge of a fluorescent light when the reflection of said light in the floor appears to be touching your toes?
x + y = 8x
Why does time exist?
"Why" is a human construct. It just does. And you didn't define x OR y! Pish tush.Quote:
Originally Posted by Xox
What's the speed of dark?
A. :banana: + :shock:/:eek: X :paranoid:^:pirate:= :parapet: (:bang: + :cheers::wino:/:drink:) - :pope: X C^2Quote:
Originally Posted by thegnome54
Q. What was Willis talking about?
yo Mama!
Is it possible for Jesus to love you, but not be in love with you?
http://www.cynical-c.com/archives/bl...susPosters.jpg
A: According to him it is...but I was always kind of suspicious of that, myself.
Q: How many presidential candidates does it take to screwina country?
A. Only one, once they get in office.Quote:
Originally Posted by Oneironaut
Q. Why is an asp in the grass a snake, but a grasp in the ass a goose?
A. Because the difference between a running back and a politician in an interview is that a running back is bumped and then he stumbles but a politician in an interview is stumped and then he bumbles.Quote:
Originally Posted by Man of Steel
Q. Why was the Mr. Faded Glory thread deleted? (not that I don't have my suspicions)
A. Go in chat and ask Amé.
Q. Why must tubers always stare so incessantly?
A: Cause it was a Mr. Faded Glory thread.
Q: How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if the woodchuck was on anabolic steroids?
A. More than average.
B. How much is 23 + : ?
A) 23 + :, since : is a variable.
Q) Who are the Illuminati?
A: People who are on fire.
Q: Why did the chicken not cross the road?
A: Chickens have no neocortex, and lack the ability to plan.
Q: Why do people insist on believing in a non-physical component to the human body?
A. That depends mostly on the person, and whether or not they peel their M&Ms.
Q. Where am I going and why am I in this handbasket?
:rolllaugh: That is awesome! Now I have another joke I am going to be telling for the rest of my life. That answer is so non-humorous it is hilarious.Quote:
Originally Posted by thegnome54
A. You are going to Xanadu in a handbasket because the movie about it proved that the disco era's last leg had finally broken and the Illuminati's mission for you is to bring back the prophecized new day of disco.Quote:
Originally Posted by Man of Steel
B. Who would win a fight between :banana: and :boogie:?
A) :muffin:
Q) What time is it?
A: 4:30
Q: Is this a question.
A. What was the question?Quote:
Originally Posted by Mark75
Q. What is the answer to this question?
A) This.
Q) What's the plural of "fish"?
fish
why do some people walk funny?